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...and paying taxes!
Okay. All right, so l'll take her to the Met.
I'm asking you as a friend.
Okay, are they listening?
l can't eat veal. l can't wear fur.
Do we really need to take those tests?
You know what? l have a friend who's a masseuse.
That was gonna be my next argument.
What's that? Hey, Rachel?
-No. No, we went to the left. -Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey.
...and you have an inhospitable environment.
-What do you mean? -Well, for one...
l'm gonna get some more coffee.
Actually, it's both of us.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay. What do you want to see first?
-Come on in. How are you? -l'm good.
-Good morning, Phoebe. -Good morning, receptionist.
[ENGLlSH]
-You ready? -Yeah. Let's go.
Well, for like a half an hour!
l just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while l was in there.
Oh, do you? Do you really?
Charlie's a girl, right?
They're so clinical. This is a pee-pee, that's a hoo-hoo.
And that's the Swedish national anthem. Thank you for asking.
do you have any idea what you just said?
Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.
Damn. l wish l knew if that was right.
So you gotta tell me exactly what to do there.
l'm sure it's gonna be just fine.
How may l help you?
...and leaving us hollow shells.
Oh, then l overpaid.
Wow. Joey and a professor. Can you imagine if they had kids?
...they won't secretly videotape me and put it all over the lnternet?
Yeah. Okay. There's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.
Respectfully, Professor R. Geller.
So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?