Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please don't use this gift certificate. l'm asking you as a friend.
l haven't even thought about the results.
-l guess that's true. -lf you think about it...
...those nerds would get laid!
l don't think so.
-Hey! -Hi.
Why did you lie to me about working here?
Actually, Joey's your friend...
They're putting people like me out of business.
l guess l was so worried about having to come here and do that.
l don't know why Joey had to kiss her. Of all the girls at the party, God!
Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup.
lt means that my guys won't get off their Barcaloungers...
Janice, you're not gone?
You can do it in a Taco Bell parking lot...
...and punching a clock...
lf we want to grab a bite before work, we'd better get acrimonious.
...but you can always talk about that with someone else.
l'm sorry.
Well, l mean, a little. But no, what? Go on.
Well, she wants to go to all these cultural places...
Jeez. Sounds like you should be going on this date.
lt was a Wendy's!
-She's cool, funny, her body is so-- -Get to the problem.
The mets suck, okey? You wanna see the yankees.
-Phoebe! -You know it's me?
...those people are stupid. l hate those people.