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If they had...
- Yeah.
[whimpering]
What's wrong, buddy?
[buzzing]
you get the honor.
- You know, sometimes I think
- Meet me back here.
- Step out of the car. Step out of the car.
Don't start running around the kitchen
- I need to ask you something first.
From where I sit, this guy got high and blew himself up.
- The fuck do you want?
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- This feels like something I'll be discussing
- You know, Mike is not running for re-election.
Interlock your fingers behind your head.
♪ ♪
[all playfully shouting]
You gotta quit grabbing tigers by the tail.
I figured it'll take about 14 billion to buy it all.
hurt me in anyway?
- ♪ Nature, nurture, heaven, and home ♪
they got out front?
- That's not how you tell them, son.
That's for me.
That's why it's gotta be you.
I need you to watch your step as you get out.
there's not a good horse left on earth.
[chickens clucking]
You hear me?
- Were you in an accident? - No.
- She did this.
- Don't bet on that.
And then I'm gonna pull down every fence
[yells]
[vehicle approaches, stops]
- I'd prefer it.
'Cause I just don't care.
- You're the one that missed. - Y'all rope like shit.
and head of the republican party
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- [grunting]
What am I?
- [chuckles]
- I've had my share of gummy bears, Dad.
- There's no republican running.
It's the body cell so deformed, they turn on the body itself.
Start feeding.