Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-We are doing this. -I--
No, I'm actually kind of, like, more of, like, a big dick boy!
I like it. "Happy birthday, Aunt Linda!
Hold on, no status updates?
Because you were distracting me, you horny Sasquatch!
when you weren't slavishly devoted to your machine.
We still have a lot of fun conversation starters.
And you're leaving me to explore your sexuality?
Absolutely no emails or activity, but it's good to be here.
You will have my support, from a distance.
♪ Like, oh, so many more From sea to sea ♪
-Hey, Andrew, will you do that again? -Are you crazy? I'm gonna shit my pants.
You know, I forgot, I gotta go, but this was-- We should-- Anyway.
I'm Daniel Fucking Silvermeadow.
Atrocious was what I was looking for, yeah.
Nicky, baby, don't worry.
-She'll know what to do. -What does she know about timelines?
But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on that tablet.
Oh, Aiden. Hey, I-- I didn't know you'd be here.
Nick! Joy to the world, and what a world it is!
Uh, Leah gave you to me, so--
Siri, find "fuckable magma" near me.
♪ I died from drugs and heartbreak Forced to hide my same-sex love ♪
-I'm just asking you to do it on film. -Fuck you!
Oh, my God, you're trolling cupcakes so hard.
But where do you fit into all of this, Jay?
Oh, my God, I love that. But, no.
-What do I do? What do I do? -Kill yourself!
No, but, like, that's true.
Yeah, he's six foot eight and he plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves!
The trick to perfect breakfast tacos is to eat you out.
I want to buy you something.
You could do what I did, Andrew.
Ooh! Put a peanut M&M up in there for scale!
But come on, DeLiloh, I need to know.
Nope, the Toronto Harbourfront, after all.
I was there for swimming lessons,
-Hm. I wonder where he gets that from.
♪ It's all there, on the spectrum ♪