Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I haven't heard from him in 12 hours.
I'm gonna save it in my apron pocket, and you can blow it away later.
-Okay, fine. -Really?
Should we livestream another angry rant?
But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on your phone.
Wait, hold on one second. I'm sorry, but you're throwing a party with my dad?
But then, in a Calgary minute,
There were no status updates or apps,
but was there a time before cell phones?
She's right, it's so hot.
-End of an era. -Guess what, kids?
I mean, I don't want it to seem forced, but could you?
my name is Gordie, and my journey has just begun.
Did you steal me?
-New Phone Day! -New Phone Day!
Here, please, take it off my phone.
-Okay, who's ready for appetizers? -Coach Steve, what are you doing here?
I was eating very cold French fries
Dang it, Gordie! You're quitting your job to be a magician?
-And I shall take that one on the chin. -What chin?
Who put on a diaper and drove across country?
♪ Darlin', so we could be alone now ♪
-Matthew, that was, um-- -Atrocious.
Most people thought I was gay, but I'm actually bisexual.
You're going night windsurfing with Morris Chestnut?
I know, but maybe it'll be good for us to have a little separation?
You'd say, "Hello, how was your day?
-What? -Your phones! Give us your phones, people.
Good for you, kid. Maybe you should tell your friends?
-What? Yes, I did. -No...
I tried that!
-There's a big world out there. -That's right.
Serena: It's phone check time! (Fruitily skips over to shane's phone) Time to see what this boy-GAK! (Cut to a NSFW image of Brian Griffin) Serena: I'M GONNA KILL THAT BOY WHEN I SEE HIM, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!
Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!
straight cis male moose masseuse.
♪ There's a name for anything You care to be, don't you see? ♪
Come on! You wanna go balls-deep in his feed.
presented by Andrew Glouberman and Dr. Elliot Birch?"
Oh, you're always pitching that!
I know, I-- I may have seen it.
Now, Miss Skumpy,
Can we leave a knife prominently in the background? Like, just for fun?
Oh, hi, Dr. Birch. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir,
We Googled it.
Huh! Was that turkey a boy or a girl?