Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Okay, fine. -Really?

-New Phone Day! -New Phone Day!

-What? Yes, I did. -No...

Should we livestream another angry rant?

Dang it, Gordie! You're quitting your job to be a magician?

-End of an era. -Guess what, kids?

Come on! You wanna go balls-deep in his feed.

Oh, hi, Dr. Birch. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir,

I mean, I don't want it to seem forced, but could you?

Serena: It's phone check time! (Fruitily skips over to shane's phone) Time to see what this boy-GAK! (Cut to a NSFW image of Brian Griffin) Serena: I'M GONNA KILL THAT BOY WHEN I SEE HIM, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!

I was eating very cold French fries

-There's a big world out there. -That's right.

But then, in a Calgary minute,

Can we leave a knife prominently in the background? Like, just for fun?

but was there a time before cell phones?

Oh, you're always pitching that!

I know, but maybe it'll be good for us to have a little separation?

my name is Gordie, and my journey has just begun.

presented by Andrew Glouberman and Dr. Elliot Birch?"

straight cis male moose masseuse.

I'm gonna save it in my apron pocket, and you can blow it away later.

Here, please, take it off my phone.

Most people thought I was gay, but I'm actually bisexual.

But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on your phone.

You're going night windsurfing with Morris Chestnut?

She's right, it's so hot.

Good for you, kid. Maybe you should tell your friends?

You'd say, "Hello, how was your day?

I haven't heard from him in 12 hours.

Now, Miss Skumpy,

-What? -Your phones! Give us your phones, people.

-Okay, who's ready for appetizers? -Coach Steve, what are you doing here?

-Matthew, that was, um-- -Atrocious.

Who put on a diaper and drove across country?

Did you steal me?

-And I shall take that one on the chin. -What chin?

♪ There's a name for anything You care to be, don't you see? ♪

Huh! Was that turkey a boy or a girl?

♪ Darlin', so we could be alone now ♪

I know, I-- I may have seen it.

Wait, hold on one second. I'm sorry, but you're throwing a party with my dad?

There were no status updates or apps,

Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!