Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What? Yes, I did. -No...

-What? -Your phones! Give us your phones, people.

But then, in a Calgary minute,

-And I shall take that one on the chin. -What chin?

-Matthew, that was, um-- -Atrocious.

Did you steal me?

-New Phone Day! -New Phone Day!

Most people thought I was gay, but I'm actually bisexual.

You'd say, "Hello, how was your day?

I haven't heard from him in 12 hours.

Oh, hi, Dr. Birch. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir,

Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!

You're going night windsurfing with Morris Chestnut?

my name is Gordie, and my journey has just begun.

I was eating very cold French fries

Should we livestream another angry rant?

presented by Andrew Glouberman and Dr. Elliot Birch?"

Can we leave a knife prominently in the background? Like, just for fun?

Who put on a diaper and drove across country?

I'm gonna save it in my apron pocket, and you can blow it away later.

Huh! Was that turkey a boy or a girl?

There were no status updates or apps,

Good for you, kid. Maybe you should tell your friends?

but was there a time before cell phones?

Dang it, Gordie! You're quitting your job to be a magician?

-Okay, who's ready for appetizers? -Coach Steve, what are you doing here?

She's right, it's so hot.

I know, but maybe it'll be good for us to have a little separation?

Now, Miss Skumpy,

♪ There's a name for anything You care to be, don't you see? ♪

-End of an era. -Guess what, kids?

Here, please, take it off my phone.

-There's a big world out there. -That's right.

straight cis male moose masseuse.

I know, I-- I may have seen it.

Come on! You wanna go balls-deep in his feed.

♪ Darlin', so we could be alone now ♪

But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on your phone.

Serena: It's phone check time! (Fruitily skips over to shane's phone) Time to see what this boy-GAK! (Cut to a NSFW image of Brian Griffin) Serena: I'M GONNA KILL THAT BOY WHEN I SEE HIM, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!

Wait, hold on one second. I'm sorry, but you're throwing a party with my dad?

-Okay, fine. -Really?

Oh, you're always pitching that!

I mean, I don't want it to seem forced, but could you?