Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have to answer awkward questions,
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's FaceTiming me?
I understand we have nanny cam footage
That new update gave me battery cancer.
How about this one? "If you knew a child was disabled in the womb,
-You think so? -Absolutely.
Well, thanks, darlin'.
You got it, buddy.
I only have one episode left, and I need to see if Gordie's tryst
Guys! Come on!
-Oh, shit! I'm just gonna text Jessi. -Why are you gonna text Jessi?
It's not even film, it's just digital, zeroes and ones.
-Oh, shit! He's frozen again. -No, I just wasn't moving.
Like in a magic trick, for example.
Huh! I guess I did learn something
Anyway, Missy, I like your unplugging idea a lot.
Unless you wanna just toss me down the hall?
-Like, with a knife? -I'm telling you, it's oddly satisfying.
♪ Then a demisexual is what you'd be ♪
-Gross. No. -Well, the Earth is boiling!
We have to go.
Hey, what are you guys up to now?
I was, like, dying without you.
Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!
Uh, maybe don't move around so much?
of John Stamos jackin' off in a bowl of guac.
Yeah, I'm never gonna tell the truth.
Oh, baby, what else did I miss?
♪ Hm. A classic closeted bisexual And a philandering cisgen male ♪
-Yeah, you like to watch, don't you? -Yeah, I do.
Justin Trudeau's underpants?
Hey, do you wanna know what time it is in Sacramento?
Thank you, Ted Sarandos.
Shane was always on his phone!
Yes, of course.
No! No, I-- You know what? Let's start over.
-What do you wanna think about? -Uh... Oh, gosh.
She's a Jew-- Uh, she's Jewish.
Staff Sergeant Edward MacDell.
Wow! That was good.