Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I've learned heaps about the spectrum of sexuality.
Look at him laughing at Chipotle.
-Ugh, that show about the gay magician? -He's not gay! He's bi. I think.
Come on, that's bullshit!
Huh? Okay, I'll start.
Jesus, we're fucked, Garfield.
I need to know!
-Huh. -Remember how big her car was?
I mean, I don't love phones,
Oh, boy! I just basted you so hard in my own juices.
-You want me to date a raccoon? -Oh. I thought they were tiny bears.
I know, I know, but they started talking to me.
Why would you do that?
Well, because I'm on a journey of self-discovery, you fuckin' turkey.
One for you.
-Do you wanna just stay up all night? -Okay.
Who is the tallest woman you've ever met?
'Sup, bitch? Oh, you're not Leah!
-You can't take our phones. -Thank you!
Hey, can I confess something?
It's like when I lost on Judge Joe Brown.
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
I was-- I was trying to be sexy.
Me, too, man. Me, too.
You wanna watch somebody play a video game that you don't even own?
I hate to admit it, but it's good to be back online.
It was moms-versus-daughters week.
-Yeah. -I guess it's Ray Donovan money.
Let me tell you all about it, in the sexiest place in Canada.
Lemme see, lemme see! I wanna be a part of this!
everything changed.
Do you wanna telephone your father?
and talk to me like that.
or a possum with a burglar mask on?
-DeLiloh? Huh?
Wash your dicks and get ready for school!
♪ While polysexuals don't fuck all Just two or three ♪
I can bring the napkin rings I made at Jewish camp.
♪ Of sexuality ♪
Aaah!
Yeah, I guess I am the ultimate fuck machine.
Hey, Lisa, settle a bet I made with myself.
-I don't believe it. -Oh, yeah? Try me.
Honestly, I don't mind it.
so when I shake my Boggle, it just looks so cute.
You say, "Hello. How was your day?"