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once you slip it on, everything will change.
- Yeah. - See you.
Does he have a tub in that room?
Admit it, you fucked yourself.
whatsoever with the fact that I own half of your blog
Monica.
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
We've taken a page out of Apple's playbook
All the media stuff has been pretty overwhelming, especially lately.
I don't have time for a brunch. I have to be back here.
I was just named Chief Evangelism Officer of Pied Piper.
What?
to do with this company whatsoever.
Good thing I brought this sweet jiz-acket.
My name's clearly Jared, and if you would excuse us, you were interrupting.
- Oh? - I'm not going to release it yet,
and then you were just the face of the company.
and terror at not living up
Rumors spread like light speed here.
- Fine, I'll tell him. I'll tell Richard. - I'm serious.
against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
Excuse me, do I know you?
How many other people saw that piece of paper?
- I want one. - I want one of those also.
♪ Come on, babe can't you see? ♪
- I got royally fucked, Richard. - You got fucked?
That's quite a piece.
Are you offering me a job?
♪ Come on, babe, can't you see? ♪
that you would choose to honor me,
they transferred to me when I bought him out.
♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪
if I never had to do any of this ever again
♪ And I'll show you where it's at ♪
you're the one who accepted these terms,
Oh, Donald, you've come undone.
Jared, she's the only one who hates the platform.
Again, it's... Erlich Bachman.