Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the state of California forbids us from relocating it.

where his schedule conflicts with every faculty social event.

And maybe I don't fail, and then I'm really proud of myself.

uh, can I interest you in going in on a dish together?

Mom, I-I-I'm a fuckup.

Uh, why don't we say six? I gotta take care of something first.

until they were nothing more than a little indigestion.

From now on, there is no room for slipups.

I don't know, but this is like the biggest party of the year,

Uh-- Don't get me wrong, it ruled. You still know what you're doing.

Okay, I'm gonna swim with you this time.

Doesn't matter how pretty you are, so some of you can stop flexing.

…can I ask what really happened at ASU?

[student 1] Whoa.

So? How'd I do?

-What?! [laughs] -Doesn't matter.

Our last manager just smoked weed and cut up orange slices for us.

What are you doing?

I swear I did not plan for that to be a party, all right?

So how many people did you guys invite?

You know what I think about a lot?

I already cleared my schedule and told my mom you'd drive me home.

I told her I'm available any time of the day

Oh! I don't wanna sleep with your girlfriend, dude.

You know, I really thought it was gonna be you.

But at least he took the rejection well.

We all hit these bumps on the road, but they don't have to define us.