Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

…can I ask what really happened at ASU?

uh, can I interest you in going in on a dish together?

So how many people did you guys invite?

But at least he took the rejection well.

Mom, I-I-I'm a fuckup.

We all hit these bumps on the road, but they don't have to define us.

You know what I think about a lot?

I already cleared my schedule and told my mom you'd drive me home.

I swear I did not plan for that to be a party, all right?

until they were nothing more than a little indigestion.

Okay, I'm gonna swim with you this time.

Uh, why don't we say six? I gotta take care of something first.

You know, I really thought it was gonna be you.

and the state of California forbids us from relocating it.

Doesn't matter how pretty you are, so some of you can stop flexing.

So? How'd I do?

I told her I'm available any time of the day

And maybe I don't fail, and then I'm really proud of myself.

Our last manager just smoked weed and cut up orange slices for us.

where his schedule conflicts with every faculty social event.

Uh-- Don't get me wrong, it ruled. You still know what you're doing.

-What?! [laughs] -Doesn't matter.

What are you doing?

[student 1] Whoa.

Oh! I don't wanna sleep with your girlfriend, dude.

I don't know, but this is like the biggest party of the year,

From now on, there is no room for slipups.