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[students murmuring]
Stop. Stop.
All right, let's go.
You don't think I know that?
Um, a drunk kid called the student hotline and asked for a ride home from this party.
[exhaling loudly in water]
-I lost a lot of money to Janitor Stacy. -Wait, you bet against me?
Uh, maybe not.
[laughs]
You know what? I am. Glad I didn't give up on him.
I do need to fix the door handle on the equipment closet, but I got it.
-It's none of my professional business. -[Devi] Hmm.
Maybe I could meet up with you a couple times after school?
♪ And oh, let's just try not to forget ♪
And today, that meant a quick trip to Luxembourg.
♪ Oh, what's life If you're never gonna try? ♪
Okay, a few more announcements.
Pax, why don't you run this?
We can do better.
and then transport ourselves into the loins of the Matrix.
[Hadid] Paxton was freaking out.
I'd be like, "No, thank you," and close the door.
-Really? -Yeah.
No, it is that simple.
But I'll do anything.
[indistinct chatter]
you can smoke 'em in that last 50.
My bad.
Well, I actually feel like it's kind of for the best.
but with a nicer bathroom.
Mine's in my backpack in the girls' locker room.
[Hadid] Yeah, Paxton, who would do that?
[upbeat music playing]
Perkins, you are back in the game.
Maybe a little bit.
When Your Buyer Brings 12 Relatives to the Showing
Whoa, honey.
things have been going great.
But it did feel like closure.
Wouldn't miss it for the world. No cap. Loving my chances this year.
All right, listen up.
She's brought it up independently, so I think she'd be down for it.
I just…