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Let's do this.
So why not stick to stuff you're good at? Like robots and tuba.
Eh.
in the cool-as-shit brain of Paxton Hall-Yoshida.
if I had walked in two seconds earlier, I'd have to fire you.
and asked me to take your virginity as a complete stranger?
and feel like you need to do it perfectly.
But something tells me,
but I gotta say, I'm feeling kind of hopeful.
[grunting]
But maybe next time?
-Nice! [yelps] -[Paxton] Oh!
Not to jinx it, but we might be looking at the first faculty member
The same thing actually happened
["Modern Animal" by Magic City Hippies playing]
[coughing, clearing throat]
I know I belong there,
That's pretty cold.
Okay, coach, this can take as long as you need.
♪ Oh, what's life When you know it's just begun? ♪
You wanna train me? Oh my God, yes.
Paxton turned to his Nintendo Switch, looking for an easy win.
[tsks, chuckles]
You know you don't have to do all that, right?
[upbeat music playing]
And how did he end up training the most annoying person on Earth?
to, like, three times a week to bridge that gap.
I'm such a failure.
Coach, I can explain--
So I guess this is just a student-faculty professional relationship now.
And also, you don't need to hold your breath
Dude, you are fully clothed.
[student] Hey, man.
[excited chatter]