Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy.
I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one.
...your mother was pregnant.
I hope things stay exactly like this forever.
It's wonderful. It's magical. Oh, boy.
I've come up with a perfectly balanced budget.
Am I to take it that this is...
My wife? Where? Where?
There will be exactly enough money for you, me, Bart and Lisa...
Faster, Knightboat. Gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Steve. I mean, Al, I think I deserve a raise.
And that is that.
If that is ok, please give me absolutely no sign
Oh, just that one time.
That new baby in your mother's womb was a ticking time bomb...
- I feel happy now. Hey. - Boy, this is fun.
This was the happiest time of my life.
Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO TWO--
Who's ready? Bowling.
- Okay, TV off. It's family time. - But, Marge...
Seb is gonna make it after all
Here's a cute one. He's all tuckered out.
Sure, we will, Mr. Homer. Sure, we will.
Another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
...an unwanted pregnancy?
Actually, your mother hadn't told me yet.
Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
And since I quit, I can do anything I want.
It looks like we have two.
You're a pin monkey?
Mut, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
- I quit, and I came to get my job back. - Through there.