Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Children, enter.

You think Kyle isn't on a computer right now,

* Kenny's back and it's such a thrill *

It's the Penn State University Gazette!

and his mom went crazy from depression,

Make sure everybody in this school knows.

It was like a little mystery person flying around.

I'll see you at recess, right?

We'll check it out.

so make it kind of clean, but not too much.

and talking about the certainty of angels!

Where's that smile?

Get in the car, you.

"We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists.

your mother was operating a meth lab.

You think you're man enough to fight me, you little shits?

But the children in this home live in a world of neglect.

Your case worker has been notified,

The poor kid in this school is Jacob Hallery.

Hey, Craig, your, uh-

something not exactly on the beach

Mommy's doing everything she can.

* 'Cause I'm not, I'm not *

"with 47 'yo mama's so poor' jokes

you can even make out what appears to be a meth lab.

Lets put our hands up, everyone, except for Jacob.

He just took me back to my classroom.

Your room is upstairs on the left.

Okay, now, are you only giving these kids Dr. Pepper to drink?

There he is. There's my buddy!

You shut your mouth, you dumb fucking asshole!

a Catholic church, or Penn State!

Were things so bad for you financially,

Pabst Blue Ribbon and white trash-

Oh! Oh, and "yo mama" jokes are better?

How was jail, fat ass?