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and bring some dog treats, in case the rottweilers are out.
- Charlie? - You look great, Rose.
I don't know.
All right, so you won't come back.
Will you at least tell me how you made the damn coffee Christmassy?
Alan, this goes beyond coffee.
Of course you do. You're a maid, and I'm an ass.
Hi, Alan, it's Rose. I got in. How'd you do?
What? No. Sure you can.
- Good morning. - You lied to me, Charlie.
- I'm a housekeeper. - Of course.
I'm just going to get drunk and stay out of his way.
And I can see you, too.
My alcoholic husband ran off with my daughter's parole officer,
- What the hell happened to you? - You know what else is complicated?
- Really? - Yeah, sure, why not?
Are you crying?
Here you go, buddy. Drink your vodka.
My little boy is being dragged back and forth
I asked Andy out, and he said yes.