Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You see what I'm saying? - Oh, I do, Brian.

It's September, Jonathan.

Chris, do Daddy a favor.

But where are those good old-fashioned values

I would check the point first before re-priming it.

could result in serious complications.

I tried to buy a pack of cigarettes and they threw me out.

But, Brian, I just want you to feel the joy that I feel.

I hope you all die!

Yeah, you big silly ass.

Well, I'd caution you that getting the mumps as an adult

Look at me I've got girl boobs!

Hey, Meg, guess what? I've seen the light.

Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story tonight:

Meg, what are you talking about?

I don't think you realize the danger.

You're barking up the wrong tree, Meg. I'm an atheist.

I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with.

Where do the answers come from?

These aren't Star Trek questions. What the hell?

and Riker mentioned a 0.003% signal degradation,

Yup, looks like we got ourselves a couple of nerds.

- Well, where are they? - Under your penis.

Well, to be honest, I lied for booze. But, Meg, you're a smart girl.

where no one respects or cares about you,

Dad, would you like to do the honors?

But first, are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated, disliked,

You'll get nothing and like it

- Shut up, Wil. - Stop it, Patrick.

What? I'm just saying you should be nicer to Whil Wheaton.

- Do you like the wine? - Very much. What is it?

He said the thing he says on TV!

"This is the day that the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. "

What's going on?