Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll get fridge magnets and like it

Chris, check it out. Jackass Number Two.

- Now say "Wil Wheaton. " - Whil Wheaton.

My reaction to the 2020 box office

This was exhausting.

Brian, you're a thoughtful person.

I know, huh? Classic.

What can I do to prevent this?

- I have to pee. - Brent, take Michael

I'd love a Shamrock Shake, if they've got any of those.

In some cases, the symptoms could spread to the testicular glands.

All right, you girls ready?

But, Meg, you don't need an outside voice to feel those feelings.

I have this itch on the back of my leg,

I'll make it worth your while.

And I think I know just what to do.

I know what you're thinking, "Whoever heard of an erotic Chinese?"

on the Jenolen, he referenced Captain Kirk still being alive,

Yeah, right. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen.

I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.

How about the white guys against the black guys?

I hope you all fucking die.

Now, try to go to sleep

But the most serious part of it is no bar would serve me a drink.

Are you kidding? I always thought those were two little sandbags

I've got an artesian well on my property

The way I treat my colleagues... Wait, what?

Adam, Stacey, don't be an instigator!

Hey, you want to see a sweet porn website? Follow me upstairs.

Please return him to the bazaar for a refund.

and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?

That's just about the worst thing a person can be.

What? You came to a Star Trek convention with the mumps?

- about the word of God. - Again, Meg?

But what is there to believe in without God?