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What do you mean you found the Lord?

English - US - SDH

Stewie, I'm not really much of a fast-food eater.

If there were a God,

Are you kidding? I'd love a chance to shine.

All he does is eat pies off the high counter.

Stick around for the fun.

It's that damn religion channel.

I mean, what's he doing up there?

Holy crap! No way!

How can you be bored? This convention has everything.

- What's that? - I don't believe in God.

on any region's aquifer, depending on the local climate.

You're not gonna get anything for Christmas, Brian.

Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!

- Uh, hello? Yes. Welcome to McDonald's.

It's time for Kirk Cameron.

Rupert, my transporter is complete.

No. I already told you they don't make those anymore.

Local churchgoer and junior Christian soldier Meg Griffin

Uwuuwih Ywuieeh

Well, Meg has the mumps all right. How is it she was never immunized?

follow your heart and make it so.

Look at me. I've got girl boobs.

Good morning, Mom and Dad.

Now, why exactly can I not wear my loafers?

You know, you keep talking like that, God's gonna get you, Brian.

I've been washed in the blood of the lamb.

Today, I'm gonna tell you why God will always be there for you,

- We have to give away Humpy? - I told you not to name him.

The annual Quahog Star Trek convention, where once a year,

Would he give you a smoking hot mom like Lois