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I've learned my lesson.
No, no, no, it's just a first offense.
Says here you haven't seen a doctor in, wow, 57 years?
Of course, what is it, Grandson?
I'm pretty sure he did.
It's the cops.
What is he doing over there?
and the First Mature, and the Early Misty,
it didn't make me cool. It didn't do anything,
Now, you say here you've had some irritable bowels recently?
Really? Hell, yeah.
Recently I started smoking pot.
Nope, no. Sorry about that, man.
I'm eating this bowl of Cheerios because,
to all of Granddad's pills,
I mean, uh, a certain kind of high?
I'm just fucking with you, old nigga.
to release his creative juices,
uh, oh, gee, Scarlett Johansson.
Somebody throwing Christmas tree at the neighbor's house Big cock on face. Bee caca
I'm a sick old man, I can't move as fast
Or you can keep smoking and go to jail,
Damn…. Maria, Stop Snitching
Besides, man, ain't nobody fucked with this,
Reefer the same thing as weed.
I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,
Robert, I want you to plead guilty.
I'm gonna whup your ass! Oh, no, I don't think so.
Oh. My chest hurts. It's a heart attack.
I take it back. Do over.
Granddad, stop snitching. Ha-ha.
They taking the champagne, and the citrus buds,
also diarrhea accompanied