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I've learned my lesson.
Now, you say here you've had some irritable bowels recently?
Really? Hell, yeah.
Or you can keep smoking and go to jail,
I'm gonna whup your ass! Oh, no, I don't think so.
Oh. My chest hurts. It's a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure he did.
I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,
and the First Mature, and the Early Misty,
It's the cops.
Damn…. Maria, Stop Snitching
I'm a sick old man, I can't move as fast
also diarrhea accompanied
Says here you haven't seen a doctor in, wow, 57 years?
it didn't make me cool. It didn't do anything,
I take it back. Do over.
Somebody throwing Christmas tree at the neighbor's house Big cock on face. Bee caca
to release his creative juices,
Robert, I want you to plead guilty.
I'm eating this bowl of Cheerios because,
Besides, man, ain't nobody fucked with this,
Of course, what is it, Grandson?
Reefer the same thing as weed.
I mean, uh, a certain kind of high?
Granddad, stop snitching. Ha-ha.
uh, oh, gee, Scarlett Johansson.
They taking the champagne, and the citrus buds,
What is he doing over there?
No, no, no, it's just a first offense.
Recently I started smoking pot.
Nope, no. Sorry about that, man.
to all of Granddad's pills,
I'm just fucking with you, old nigga.