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Damn…. Maria, Stop Snitching
Of course, what is it, Grandson?
it didn't make me cool. It didn't do anything,
Or you can keep smoking and go to jail,
I'm eating this bowl of Cheerios because,
and the First Mature, and the Early Misty,
I mean, uh, a certain kind of high?
Says here you haven't seen a doctor in, wow, 57 years?
Really? Hell, yeah.
No, no, no, it's just a first offense.
Somebody throwing Christmas tree at the neighbor's house Big cock on face. Bee caca
uh, oh, gee, Scarlett Johansson.
to release his creative juices,
It's the cops.
Oh. My chest hurts. It's a heart attack.
also diarrhea accompanied
I'm pretty sure he did.
I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,
Nope, no. Sorry about that, man.
What is he doing over there?
Granddad, stop snitching. Ha-ha.
I'm gonna whup your ass! Oh, no, I don't think so.
Robert, I want you to plead guilty.
They taking the champagne, and the citrus buds,
Recently I started smoking pot.
I take it back. Do over.
I'm a sick old man, I can't move as fast
Reefer the same thing as weed.
to all of Granddad's pills,
I've learned my lesson.
Besides, man, ain't nobody fucked with this,
Now, you say here you've had some irritable bowels recently?
I'm just fucking with you, old nigga.