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You like jokes. Here's one.
[chuckles] Raymond...
That doesn't count. - Yikes.
To Jake and Amy. Congratulations.
- Oh. Well, thank you, Victor.
They're pre-made from a can. - Great.
all the way upstate for it every year.
All four of them have hair.
I know the Peralta's aren't perfect,
- [speaking Spanish] - What does that mean?
- My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.
which means whoever took my pie
[squeaking]
- Dude. - Gobble.
Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair.
After all, it is my house
we appreciate the offer, but we're paying.
for your big ride up the coast, then tell me,
they will bond, and then when the time is right,
The T-shirts were my idea.
We all have hair.
[exhales sharply] This is a nightmare.
- Hello, Raymond. Ready to go to dinner?
- Oh. Well...golf.
- She said "canvas" so much. - Who wants to hear a joke?
for the second turkey, a very normal thing to have brought.
She won't be up for 12 hours. - Hey, Jake,
- So none of you took my pie.
- Ow. - [groans]
through my underpants,
- Yes. Mrs. Peralta,
Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear
How long you been planning this?
[upbeat music]
- Okay, the house is all clean.
so allow me to be the first to bless this union with a toast.
[screeches]
What did she say? - She said it was a bowl.
your mom brought her own hand towels.
I won't get to the bottom of this.
- Every night I'm told what to do
[snaps] You. Kevin.
- Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?
- Oh, no. There are downsides to alcohol.
Free Scone with your coffee! Until 2:00PM today
- Exactly.
- Very impressive. You learn that
it would be fine, but we can split it.
Bet you didn't know I understood Spanish.