HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Right, Camila? - No.
A list of the pie's ingredients.
- We can keep it in my office until it's time to leave.
and my mom's a flighty weirdo. - This is gonna be a disaster.
- Yep, Dad, your gown's riding up.
- No. No games. My dad gets super competitive.
- Ha, ha, I'm so grossed out. - You know what?
- Here's what we need from you.
- No, no, no, no, no more for me.
- I read an article that said
We just don't have to buy the pie.
- Babe, I'm really sorry about all the things I said.
- Roger's really good at sex too.
did you put your stuffing in my ceramic?
- Hey, Dad, how's it going? - I'm fine.
what you turkeys are thankful for.
And I'm actually pretty good. Camila?
- Oh, my God, yes. He needs this.
for Nickolaj? - Nikolaj.
I'd never said that before. Amy, you come with me.
Amy, you are now my daughter.
Bread, cookie, pizza, sandwich, blintz,
- Completely. - I just always found canvas
- Who wants more wine?
- I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right.
- No, you don't have to.
- Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off.
We're happy, we're back together...
- Well, these aren't pie crumbs.
I paint on canvases though. - Oh.
Oh, looks like Mom's already tuckered out.
The flight must have been awful.
Hitting the open road with my bike.
They reattached my thumb.
- Yes, golf. Anyone hit the links lately?
and find out.
- I knew you'd say that, which is why we have this.
As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing
we'll get to your father eventually.
My mom's telling a story about my birth
I'm not spending it alone. I'm spending it with my family.
I lied about the gym because I was still trying to find
and hopefully no one's parents will ruin it.
A day? A week? A year?
so I'm making an exotic spread.