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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
You. Up top, Jake.
and the security camera in my office was obscured,
- It's just that we're understaffed.
Camila and I thrilled to welcome you into our family,
- We're looking for anything that might linger
Thanksgiving 2017, the meeting of the parents.
and it never gets easier.
Or should I say...
I don't gobble understand people.
why is your tank only half full?
- Jake...
Now who can I interest in 12 cups of coffee?
- Even better than a plain scone.
- Oh, my God. What is that photo?
I just cut my thumb off. - What?
to the OR right now or I'm gonna sue you
You have three half-sisters. - What?
- Wow. Wow.
- Is that still your dad's thumb?
Jake told me you were Cuban.
That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores.
Give me a--hug me. Hug me.
Dad, you almost ready?
- We're cool. - And, you know,
I never got as a kid. - Oh, babe.
There's nothing better than a plain scone.
To Jake and Amy.
a Perry the Parrot for Ava.
and all will be forgiven.
That seemed like a really mean place to stop,
- Thank you, all, for joining me.
The plane takes care of the rest.
- As if. - Hey, Roger,
- Oh. Well, that's neat.
- Why? Because they asked what was in the dip
- You literally just said he's the worst.
- Damn, that was impressive. - But this is not just any pie.
and everybody in this hospital. - [groans]
I didn't have a lot of time to put this board together.
- [gasps] - That's a $600 bottle.
all: What? - I win.
thought it through. And that means...
- A trip with no purpose?
- I'm an excellent carver. Allow me.
- Not nearly as joyous as my parents.
What is this pitcher of gray water?
Just thrown away like common street trash.
It's up to you.