Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elliot, you're a lot more normal than you should be.

Quiet on the crapper?

But my first patient today was a snot-nosed little punk

milking it for all it's worth.

- Well done. - Are you mocking me?

and I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt.

You can talk to people once they're gone.

Turk, you're not gonna believe this, but I don't know a lot about women.

Fine. You want me to take a patient, I'll take a patient.

- I'm suspecting... - Metabolic syndrome?

If you end up with a hangover that would slay a walrus, it's worth it.

I didn't know what to say to Turk next, and then it happened.

What other stories do you have about your mom?

I don't know how she jammed this. Can you open that door?

Congratulations. They just named you Chief of Medicine.

I just came to use the bathroom because she keeps violating the rule.

- Not now. - Do it now, do it now. Call her Betty.

- Why hasn't he called? - I wanted to fix it.

I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball,

Yeah, I figured as much. I brought you some things.

It seems like you never have time for me anymore. Carla?

you damn sure better speak from your heart.