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She'll create a diet and exercise plan
- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.
One thing I do know is when a woman wants her space, you give her space.
I didn't oversleep. I... decided not to go.
With the J. Dizzle, it's hassle-free.
Oh, my God, what? I'm a little busy.
That'll be $18.
- You're old. - Yeah, I got that.
I hope she's dead.
So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work.
I even got a cake.
- You're insane. - Betty, Betty, Betty.
- Kids, don't fly out! - I'm going to hurl!
No biggie. Happens all the time.
And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.
My barber once told me it's important to finish what you've started.
It's weird. I want to follow him down the hall and crack him over the head,
who are in fact less informed than their Internet phones.
You made it up here without passing out or vomiting.
Hi. I'd like two tickets to Million Dollar Baby.
No, it's true.
Oh, yeah.
You figured out I'm fat. You're either a brilliant doctor
and sometimes even a pie just for doing my job.
People used to give me cards and gifts
I tried to help that young woman,
I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream.
who wouldn't let me give him a rectal exam unless I said pretty please,
I am interested in where she found that magic phone