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Yeah, well, he'll probably have me transferred tomorrow
This one's... a little more chaotic.
You put a helicopter down in the wrong spot,
Come on. We're not China here.
but I have always gotten back up.
I so launch...
♪ Yeah ♪
I try. You know he do whatever he want.
Don't worry. We have a new helo pilot.
♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down ♪
There certainly isn't any damn water, Admiral, so you don't get an opinion.
it would take 120,000 years to earn $6 billion.
Up and coming.
[rattling]
♪ I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon ♪
-Like the yellow fins. -Mm-hmm.
-Yes, Mr. Naird. -Ask him how his wife is.
and your calendar says it's a leg day.
Nope.
that sustains life.
It's Kelly.
and, of course, the Miracle on Ice.
That's dope, sir.
[softly] ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
Look, I don't like to pull rank,
Where'd it go?
All right.
I have been shot down, both literally and figuratively,
Those boots are gonna have our feet in 'em.
Woo-woo.
Why would you need to see that?
That's the Bobby that you've been seeing? He's ten years older than you.
There's no way we are getting back to the moon
And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...
♪ That's where we want to go ♪
I am telling you to do it, so you can do it.
You and Erin are gonna love it there.
And I say that facetiously,
-Oh. Nice of you to join us. -My apologies.
Air Force used to just be part of the Army, Kick.
No. I am your husband.
Yes, sir.
Japan, Europe, Turkey, Israel, Australia,
[tap running]
-Good morning, my general. -Good morning.
Fifty years ago,
[door beeps, opens]
I wanna welcome our newest four-star general, Mark Naird,
A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?
♪ Way down in Kokomo ♪
So how's things? How's your-- How's your wife?
What's your name?
Dr. Yamato, Dr. Lowenstein,
Mark, I'm gonna be in here a long time.
[applause]
Oh. Uh, Yuri's in there.
Good luck with your retirement, Kick.