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Yeah, well, he'll probably have me transferred tomorrow
I have been shot down, both literally and figuratively,
I wanna welcome our newest four-star general, Mark Naird,
This one's... a little more chaotic.
There's no way we are getting back to the moon
Up and coming.
Nope.
Oh. Uh, Yuri's in there.
and your calendar says it's a leg day.
You put a helicopter down in the wrong spot,
Don't worry. We have a new helo pilot.
A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?
-Good morning, my general. -Good morning.
Look, I don't like to pull rank,
Come on. We're not China here.
Fifty years ago,
but I have always gotten back up.
There certainly isn't any damn water, Admiral, so you don't get an opinion.
♪ Way down in Kokomo ♪
Woo-woo.
All right.
♪ That's where we want to go ♪
[softly] ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Good luck with your retirement, Kick.
and, of course, the Miracle on Ice.
Japan, Europe, Turkey, Israel, Australia,
-Yes, Mr. Naird. -Ask him how his wife is.
Those boots are gonna have our feet in 'em.
Why would you need to see that?
that sustains life.
I so launch...
I try. You know he do whatever he want.
And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...
Dr. Yamato, Dr. Lowenstein,
-Oh. Nice of you to join us. -My apologies.
No. I am your husband.
[door beeps, opens]
Air Force used to just be part of the Army, Kick.
Mark, I'm gonna be in here a long time.
[tap running]
That's the Bobby that you've been seeing? He's ten years older than you.
-Like the yellow fins. -Mm-hmm.
it would take 120,000 years to earn $6 billion.
What's your name?
♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down ♪
[applause]
And I say that facetiously,
I am telling you to do it, so you can do it.
Yes, sir.
You and Erin are gonna love it there.
That's dope, sir.
♪ I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon ♪
So how's things? How's your-- How's your wife?
[rattling]
Where'd it go?
It's Kelly.