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-Two. -Shit.
When we we're out at the launch site, there were two tiny clouds in the sky.
He's on his way. He should be here any minute.
♪ We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow ♪
because you're a crook and a womanizer, and I hate your guts.
Yes, I believe I've flown every F series from the Tomcat to the F-117 Nighthawk.
Would you like to examine it, sir?
[man] Four-star general.
-over Nutley, New Jersey, again. -Yes, I'm on it.
The amount of fuel measured is very precise.
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪
[cheering]
Thank you, Brad.
Don't you have any mavericks on your team, Mallory?
-We're signing up, General. -See you on the moon, gentlemen.
I'm trying to put boots on the moon.
[scattered applause]
Bobby's taking me to the desert for a pop-up concert.
I'd like to stuff you both back in.
-Our nation's internet in-- -[Mark] Excuse me.
So if you need...
Dr. Bohr, Dr. Revredesh,
I know you wanted the Air Force, and you're not the most flexible person.
Spaceman First Class.
You have a light day today, so you can start in the gym,
Sush
all the endangered lizards within 600 yards of the launch site.
♪ Safely to the sea ♪
[tires screeching]
They're letting me grow radishes in a window box,
Exploding them?
That is not accurate, Yuri.
[Mark] Mm-hmm.
Hello.
rest assured these will be US boots.
Oh, yeah, there's a spark.
[crickets chirping]
♪ There's a place called Kokomo ♪
Anyone?
♪ Down in Koko-- ♪
He's tweeting about it in five minutes, so let's hope you like it.
Uh, no.
I believe those are from Star Wars.
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Excuse me, congresspeople.
Um, I heard the launch was scrubbed.
-Oh, you're still last. -Oh, definitely last.
♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Well, I just don't know how you can stop her.
So is this actually happening or not?
If you told me, you'd have to kill me, right? [laughs]
Boots on the moon!
♪ And we'll perfect our chemistry ♪