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♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
Well, I just don't know how you can stop her.
Sush
[Mark] Mm-hmm.
[crickets chirping]
♪ Down in Koko-- ♪
Excuse me, congresspeople.
Boots on the moon!
Uh, no.
♪ We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow ♪
The amount of fuel measured is very precise.
I know you wanted the Air Force, and you're not the most flexible person.
♪ Safely to the sea ♪
-We're signing up, General. -See you on the moon, gentlemen.
[scattered applause]
all the endangered lizards within 600 yards of the launch site.
I'm trying to put boots on the moon.
You have a light day today, so you can start in the gym,
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪
Hello.
[man] Four-star general.
-over Nutley, New Jersey, again. -Yes, I'm on it.
That is not accurate, Yuri.
because you're a crook and a womanizer, and I hate your guts.
So if you need...
Exploding them?
Anyone?
Oh, yeah, there's a spark.
If you told me, you'd have to kill me, right? [laughs]
He's tweeting about it in five minutes, so let's hope you like it.
Don't you have any mavericks on your team, Mallory?
[tires screeching]
-Oh, you're still last. -Oh, definitely last.
Thank you.
I'd like to stuff you both back in.
They're letting me grow radishes in a window box,
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Thank you, Brad.
He's on his way. He should be here any minute.
Um, I heard the launch was scrubbed.
So is this actually happening or not?
Bobby's taking me to the desert for a pop-up concert.
Goodbye.
Yes, I believe I've flown every F series from the Tomcat to the F-117 Nighthawk.
Spaceman First Class.
When we we're out at the launch site, there were two tiny clouds in the sky.
rest assured these will be US boots.
-Two. -Shit.
♪ There's a place called Kokomo ♪
Dr. Bohr, Dr. Revredesh,
-Our nation's internet in-- -[Mark] Excuse me.
♪ And we'll perfect our chemistry ♪
[cheering]
I believe those are from Star Wars.
Would you like to examine it, sir?