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Maybe Mexico. Maybe Portugal.
[sighs]
I would probably use it to cook a Wendy's hamburger.
Welcome, gentlemen, thank you for joining us.
companionship--
Not yet.
Which Mark will run.
[Mark panting]
but I think I had a small heart attack this morning.
♪ Nobody cares about me ♪
Had a little chopper trouble.
-[Mark sighs] -Do you see it?
Alongside the Constitution, the Bill of Rights,
Boots on the moon in 2024.
Joint Chiefs in five minutes. Come on.
♪ That's where you wanna go To get away from it all ♪
Tangling them.
♪ 'Round and around and around And around and around... ♪
Senator Schugler, Pitosi,
But if I had a laser cannon,
Captain Angela Ali, sir.
-Damn right. Let's move. -I'll make a call.
would not be a six-billion-dollar piece of hardware
The proper humidity for launch is 40 percent.
And even though this will be an international mission,
Okay. I think we're done.
[exhaling]
Space Force, sir.
POTUS wants complete space dominance.
Get lost, Naird. This is for four-stars.
-Text me when she's in the car. -Okay. Thank you, Mr. Naird.
runs through our vulnerable space satellites.
♪ Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny ♪
[sighs]
Hello, Yuri.
We have people to crawl under the house, Dad.
Why is Kick still in the room? I don't-- Hmm.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Very well.
But then I saw this painting. John Paul Jones.
♪ Is all she ever say to me ♪
I don't even know why I'm explaining clapback theory to you.
So then you say do bat your eye--
Seniors,
and someone could get their head removed.
Thin ice, Captain.
You're firing me for writing a perfect tweet?
I crawled under. I didn't tell anybody, and they didn't know I was under there.
People like that can't handle any risk at all.
ROTC?
Oh. Fuck Tony's in there.
Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you we are on track,
I go to a bunch of 'em, though.
[truck horn blaring]
Uh, hang on. Hang on. I don't think there's air in space.