Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is she not the mistress in this, her master's house?
-ls Moonlighting still on? -No, just ended.
I doth.
Yes, thank you. Thank you for coming.
And teach her a lesson I will.
What light through yonder window breaks?
The meal was to your liking?
...by her family...
And I, being a prime specimen of manhood...
...and clear the path for your little angel.
What's shaking, y'all?
Ta-da.
...'twas indeed a mistake.
My instrument is already tuned.
You're the only man I know who suffereth from pianist envy.
Perhaps to a wife blinded by love, but mine eyes see clear.
The lights were against me.
For a tankard of ale, I'll let you tell three.
Thus it stands with me: That I thrust myself into this maze.
...Petruchio, why me? What moved thee to woo me?
Have you not guessed? 'Tis you I wish to hold dear.
-King, king, king. -Some king.
I warned you, sir. And now you're in for the thrashing of your life.
Is this vision mine eyes witness truly my beloved?
If this be offensive to men, then so be it.
-And where there's a will-- -There thy go.
And persist.
-Is my sister here yet? -She waits anxiously inside.
...walk in and walk out with my affections.
-...knowest what that means? -Noeth.
And as thou art bound to serve and obey...
Husband, for all thy boorishness and bluster...
For who could resist a loving husband...
We haveth an arrangement.
You speak of animals. Yet all three of you be rats.
They be merely unaccustomed to seeing a couple so happily mated.