Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...if someone were to ask....
You think that was fun? Wait till I get you home.
-Sleep well? -Like a babe.
We are happily mated, are we not?
-...8hould we not a dowry discuss? -A dowry discuss, we should.
Padre, I can wait no longer.
...without me until I say otherwise.
Simple, I say. For how hard could it be to find Katherina a mate?
And if the whole town knoweth, then 'tis possible that Kate knoweth.
I know wherefore these men came. From you in order to marry me...
I left my wallet in my other pantaloons. You think you can spot me 5 bucks?
...as only you will know when you've found the right man.
'Tis your notion of a compliment, I know, but, husband--
-But, Mom. -No arguments.
And wish for no other reward other than thy affection...
Thy life.
I now renounce this deal.
~The sun. ~The moon.
And for that, by the gods, if I say the moon be the sun...
Then perhaps thou could prove it...
The moment of truth. It's love. It's magic. Yes.
And as my wife, wouldst thou not agree...
For those with bodies soft and tender...
Twenty thousand crowns?
My man, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
...will Bianca's lovely hand be made available.
Thy wild Kate hath been declawed.
Thou must be married to no other man but me.
-My aim is to pluck it out. -Aye, if the fool could find it.
But now that we be husband and wife...
-We hate iambic pentameter. -We hate iambic pentameter.
If you're a man, you gotta love the 16th century.
Men.
For such a man doth come along but once in a blue moon.