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Gadzooks.
...and provideth thee with a roof over thy thick skull.
May I sayest, brother Lucentio...
But where?
...for better or for worse, in sickness and in health...
Then off with you to play a solo, as you won't be coming in.
'Tis the moon.
Good sir, before I woo and most certainly wed...
...a8 a man without a head is merely redundant.
Perhaps you'll listen to this:
Kate or thee?
Thou are witness to a revelation.
Husband, I believe in our marriage as well.
And as they went ‘twas with a single complaint:
If that be your final answer I have but one choice.
...well, a small bit of resistance.
Father?
Think it's my fault I get stuck with all the exposition?
I'll be no man's stuff. In fact, stuff your stuff.
-Instead I teach thee a lesson. -Moon I choose to see.
I dost. And get thee used to this:
Thee and thy wife hath, of course, been invited to attend.
I doth.
Come here, wife.
Does bears beareth? Doth bees beeth?
...like so much overstuffed furniture.
I welcome thee to my humble digs.
For myself, too long in coming.
...pleasant garden of great Italy. To seek out and happily begin...
-Hello, hello, yeah. -Many years of happiness.
Whatever moved you thus...
My wife hath called it.
...somewhere in the fourth act.
Now.
She be very wealthy, and in dire need of a suitor.