Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...for 'tis plain to any fool that it be night and not day.

-There I choose to sleepeth. -You will sleep in there...

As such confrontations be the stuff nightmares are made of.

-...and we will wed on Sunday. -No, we will not.

And as the man, and a man's man at that...

And for all thy shrillness and shrewishness...

Then already thou seest wrong...

-Pardon, dear wife? -I said, "Have another sip."

And hath learned it from a woman.

For now I firmly am resolved...

...and sometimes, Kate the curst. But Kate.

...I shall share the same room as my mate.

I have changed as a result of your kindness.

Well, one does what one can to keep thy girlish figure.

I am called Katherina by those who dare to speak to me.

...goest thou to hell!

Day it is if thy husband says it be so.

But know thee this:

Katherina of Padua...

You see through me, Kate. No tuner, I.

In short, I ask that you retreateth from your role as chauvinist.

I am Lucentio...

But I'll leave with less fare and give you this.

...new arrived from distant lands. In search of--

Not now. Not this Sunday. Not next Sunday.

I will not stand for this.

Obviously a quick judge of character.

...and have come to see if he'll collect his due.

For Kate never needed to be tamed.

-...and women are property? -Property you call me?

Gentlemen, enough, enough.

Who hath in fact been tamed?

Hooray for this day and the words that you say.

Fair, and virtuous, modest and mild.

-But, Mom.... -Watching TV isn't gonna help you...

Congratulations, they must be very happy together. Congratulations.