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...for love does of a sudden take such hold.
For thy manly instincts shall kick in when need doth arise.
...thou win thy money...
...when allowed to be given freely.
Greetings, gentlemen.
-Calleth, husband? -Aye, and with a purpose.
...'tis a pleasure to be welcomed unto such a family with open arms...
Is it your will, sir, to make a stale of me...
This be the cleaning woman's century off.
'Tis the sun and not the moon at all.
Truth be told, most are aware...
...before the whole town dispatch by himself:
...hath soft and tender hearts as well.
Yes, well, though the change in Kate looks to be a miracle...
...I say 'tis the moon that shines so bright.
Good husband, needst thou even ask that question?
Aye, 'tis said across the land by men worldly wise:
...thou art quite a remarkable woman.
Crowns in my purse I have, goods at home...
-...woo thee for my wife. -Your wife?
...where small experience grows.
Husband, I believest thou art mistaken.
For thy husband is thy lord.
Petruchio of Verona, taketh you this woman, Katherina...
Nothing like a night at home rhyming with the old ball and chain.
One more time!
The sun, you say?
...far be it from me to rush you...
Well, then spit it out post-haste. I'm about to make news here.
...amongst these mates? A trinket to be auctioned off...
And truth be known, she couldn't be blamed.
Who are you? Certainly not a singer.
...though Bianca be the cherished, 'tis Katherina must marry first.
Unless, of course, thou can compound interest annually at eight percent.
Take no prisoners.