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and he needs to apologize.

Okay, well, you can keep those.

But you're worth a lot of money, Bob, dead or alive.

So if you wanna see it then get ready to see.

Unicorns yea, I am big into corns!

Wait, wait, wait.

This is your plan!

You wanna know why your pal Bob could never have been The Black Badger?

- Don't go home! - Why? What's going on?

And the bank transaction numbers will give us the where.

And I'm sorry for what I did?

- Oh! I'm sorry, Jet! - Bob!

- That's it! - Oh.

in one fell swoop.

- Yeah, Bob! - Go, Bob!

Great distraction, man!

It's gotta be her!

Bob betrayed Phil.

who was gonna sell military state secrets to a terrorist.

and when to make the exchange.

Then why did he list you as his emergency contact

CALVIN: All right. Uh...

when Agent Harris says you can leave,

Your name's Golden Jeff? Hi, Jeff.

Celebrating what?

Calvin Joyner, Accounting.

Okay, after finding it, the guy brought it to me,

Then I realized high school was nothing like Sixteen Candles.

- He guards my lunch. - Okay, that's enough.

All right. Don't be nervous.

(FABRIC TEARING)

So if that's what I gotta depend on to live,

It's safer for you up here.

me to COLD WAR ALPHA on the day of release

You're getting good at this, man.

I have no problem showing you this.

Will you please stop listening to that stupid song?!

Yo, do you remember those backflips you used to do?

- Wait a minute, Dr. Dan? - The therapist, remember?

Those gym muscles aren't scaring anybody, pal.

Back the fuck up!

What's going on? Hey!

This is actually my favorite part of the job.

And Boy Scout Bob is gonna spend his life in prison.

(COMPUTER CHIMES)

You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack, and it totally worked!

Give me your keycard!

(WHISPERS) Stare into my soul.

Yeah. Kawasaki 800!

Happ birthday love Hope you have great day

I regret not being a father!

And I will never let you down again, I promise.

God, I love that guy.

This is not real.

Calvin, honey? Hello?

It's real to me.

(EXHALES) Come on.

and suddenly be able to kick my ass.

Why doesn't he just shower at home like a normal person?

I didn't even know you could fight!

I've seen Homeland. So I know what they do.

000 000 0 000 000 0 WHAT?

You guys will be missing out on a big one.

The Honey Badger's nasty.

(STAMMERS) You think Mr. T and Sting were born with those names?

would say if he could see you like this?

SHOW US YOUR MITTS SHOW US YOUR MITTS

And it's another thing that I've had to live with every single day.

Smarter play for who?

No, man, I'm not helping you!

Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.

I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner

Wait, we're boys?

You're like a chocolate Google. (MIMICS BEEPING)

You're… Something's not right. You're… Something's not right.

I love you, too, little Golden Jet!

Why am I coming here? I was told I'd be able to leave.

Give me two minutes, sit down.

Demi:- See you on the other side. Dora :-Yup, See you on the other side.

That's right. Your lovely wife.

No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.

Would you hold this for me, please?

Drop your weapon, Bob.

Bottom line, I have no allegiance to this man.

Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club for a reason, folks!

(MEN SCREAMING)

Also, she wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure. I don't know if he did or not,

To a guy I not only consider my coworker,

Whoa, whoa! Hang on. I'm not buying this whole transformation

And I'll sue your ass, and take your fanny pack away.

- Come on, it's not gonna bite you. - I will do no such thing.

- What the hell? Why? - What did-

Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll. He's going to be there.

MARK & HIS INSULIN WAIST FANNYY .. "LOOK AT THIS PORK CJ

CALVIN: (STAMMERS) Hey, I, um-

You were like Jason Bourne, man, but with jorts!

You probably remember me as The Golden Jet.

I am made of questions right now.

All right, let's- You're not-

The doctor said he could see us at 6:00 p.m.

King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot.

Come on, hit me!

I gotta keep the line clear. I love you. Bye, I gotta go.

The deal doesn't go down for another 30 minutes, Jet,

You gotta get in first.

that most of our predictive models

That was my plan the whole time. So...

You know, having kids just isn't in our cards right now.

I see you gained it back in muscle.

What the hell is going on?

But you're dead.

This has gotta stop! Okay?

- I'm a hugger! - What're you doing?

- Power. - Uh, thanks!

We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!

Hey, sir, somebody's actually sitting there.

Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year

His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.

I gotta watch this.

Not having a kid, man!

I should've believed you, I should've trusted you, and I didn't.

Agent Harris, I don't know this man.

It'd sound like lasers.

Oh, you know what, man?

Hit it, dick licker.

Don't I know it. I know it.

Or for what I did.

But dealing with Bob, day after day, was the hard part.

Oh, come on, man. I don't want to see that.

I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.

Yeah, you're absolutely right. It's longitude and latitude.

She always gets them to break.

- I'm all thumbs. - It's my computer!

Here she comes! Let me tell you something...

we can do this!

Mr. Joyner, it is my legal obligation to inform you

Not at this point, that's all.

So, Central High, Class of 1996,

I don't know if you know this,

We don't have time for this.