Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short.
...who think they can destroy other people's property...
Just give me some idea what you think it could be.
Yes, The New Yorker.
Hi, how are you?
Pantene! D’uh, Pantene!
And yet, he's my friend.
-...the likes of which-- -Hold it. You're right. I'm not ready.
...you'll see that I'm a pretty good humanitarian.
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-That's pretty paranoid. -Yes, it is.
You know, Jerry has one of those every time he bombs on stage.
Not getting it.
Oh, Kevin, you can go on and on about how you don't want kids...
Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying.
Kramer, you have to confront Jerry.
Jerry has told me a lot about you.
Come on, out with it.
You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman Like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane “observations “?
For once, I'd like to be gaga.
I won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine.
how can you have feelings for him? we're soul mates.
Oh, my shampoo.
Well, I'm supposed to meet Jerry. It's my day off.
What the hell happened here?
-He cleared his throat? -Yes.
...we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary workaday lives...
Is that it?
Yeah, maybe someday.
You have a favorite poet, George?
It's kind of hot in here. Open the window.
-By the way, just for the record-- -No, I did not.
Dear God!
This thing is like an onion.
Why's it got a plug hole and a tap then?
Scotty, move to Madison and have a baby already.
Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase:
We already knew that