Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, Jerry.
There are people in this room...
Oh, David... ...you can go on and on about how you don't want any more kids...
Does anyone think Mike might have murdered Susan?
-Why? Because I can? -It's the life force.
Sometimes I think I do want kids, maybe a lot of kids.
Oh, well, that's nice.
Kramer, that is so lovely.
What?
This is.
-Oh, what's him name? -Newman.
All right, Newman, this is it.
-I like it. -I thought you might.
That's what we know.
I'm sure he'll be sharing his next one with Pam.
That's the kids' toilet.
I'm not through here, Jerry.
No, it's a Newman.
Besides, I don't even think they like me.
Rebalanced?
…and Helen crying out “dear god!!!!”
Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much?
...with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those.
Look at this. What the hell happened?
…and Isosceles crying out “DEAR GIF!!!!”
Jerry.
Because it's for checking your kid's crap before you flush it.
-The voice, the calves, the bacon. -What?
I get all jazzed up about something, and I go way too far with it.
...whom I fear I will never possess.
Some days I'm haunted by one word:
No, no.
She got nice calves.
Oh, David, you can go on and on about how you don't want any more kids...
..of a systematic process of spam posting and trend disruption, the likes of which...!!
Elaine, move to Long lsland and have a baby already.
I mean, once for, like, no reason, I flattened my hair...
Why Susan?
George, Quinn here was moving a chair.
Oh, no.
Oh, the bookstore girl. How's that going?
What if you're in prison?
Now, from the time that I left the room--