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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who Do You Think He is?
Does anyone think Mike might have murdered Susan?
Why am I still here?
I think the M&M should be you.
-You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon.
Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't like her.
-Oh, boy, I always do this. -What?
Yeah, I think I like short hair, really short.
Anything I can use.
that I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.
I had a piece of fish with chimichurri at Leon’s the other day
Whatever. At Least He Paired Us Up Together, That's Good.
-Yeah? -It's Pam.
...he'd purposely leave a briefcase with a tape recorder in it.
Pam? What do you care?
The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.
Oh, please, he wouldn't say that.
I got a colonoscopy this morning.
Robert’s having his vasectomy reversed.
-Jerry Lewis? -I heard when Jerry left a meeting...
Rebalanced?
Okay. I'm Just Not Gaga Over Her
But it's a pleasure to use clippers.
Yeah, I'll be okay.
You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail.
He imbibed her glistening spell
You want me to find a poem about Susan?
-I won't. -You will.
You have feelings for him? We're soul mates.
-You got-- -Oh, yeah.
...it was jarring enough to completely stop the tape.
Scotty, you gotta have a baby.
Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day.
I once told a woman that I coined the phrase: Pardon my French
So, Kevin, if I don't want children...
Rebalanced?
For I believe, sadly for you...
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