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[clicks tongue] You know, it's funny.
-No. Oh, it's not about-- -Listen to me!
♪ Oh, oh, Burt ♪
Doesn't Henry have a karaoke machine?
The bird. Where'd you get it from?
[clicks tongue] Sorry, my-- my arm's asleep.
-Hi. -Hi.
Uh, is there a friend you can ask?
[sniffles] There's just so-- so many feelings, you know?
-[chuckles] -Really?
[door shuts]
Methinks the leak's coming from there.
[chuckles] You still can.
[Jen] Judy!
[gasps] Oh, look at him. He has such kind eyes.
I mean, do you wanna talk about it?
Uh, look, I really wanna apologize. That wasn't me.
-I got you something. -What?
-[groans] -So, what?
You need to live your life.
Look how happy she is. Come on.
-So comfy in your nook. -[chuckles] You're fine.
But that's-- that's what you do.
I should have told you that day at the hospital. Sorry.
I see it. I know there's a big smile under there.
Yeah, man, let's plumb it out.
Each cycle is about one month.
[grumbles] It's all a ruse.
I-- I…
Uh… [sighs]
-I did. -She did.
You go have fun on your sexy joyride to Sonoma. I'll be fine here.
-Didn't have a choice. -Oh, happy to do it.
[sighs, sniffles]
No, thank you. I don't need a hot breakfast.
["Always on My Mind" instrumental playing]
Oh, you know, a little of both.
[exhales] Listen, buddy--
I just keep thinking, what kind of person would do this, you know?
-The thing about Steve is it's-- -[murmurs]
-Judy, help! -[gasps] What happened?
[sighs] All right, so, when are you leaving?
for the man whose life I fucking destroyed.
That's why it's… [inhales]
Mom, there's a leak in the kitchen!
You mean totally shit-faced?
Put it down. Put it down.