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What are you gonna say?

I don't really have to.

You see, Mr. DeLauer controls 70% of the world's diamonds,

Only the most exhilarating and artistic display

I'm Phillip Warren.

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- Phil? - Agreed.

- Thank you. - Now, I love them myself...

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

That's what I'm talking about.

Brake here on your right. Your gears are on the left.

I know it. You are the only one that knows us both.

- Will you show them to me? - You don't wanna see them.

- Seven days. - Seven days. Interesting.

The Gang’s All Here!

- Interested? - Perhaps.

- Unattached? - Currently.

Hey, if you're going to call it, call it both ways.

Carly, Irma, Cassie, Julia

- Muffin! - Which shouldn't be too difficult.

We're playing hold 'em.

So Long We Crew

toxic cheryl de coursey was a salope wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

- Jewels everywhere. - The women.

I'm glad you could make it.

And thank you for making it easy for me to turn down.

Drama, Drama, Drama

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

riven the sequel to myst needs a remake of itself bashed on screenshots dosen't it? it does even through it's run of still clickable images.

If I did the things you did, I'd get dumped, too.

Put it on. It'll make your eyes look fiercely green.

- Hi, honey. - Hey, Andie.

- Sweetie? - How much is it?

- I'll do anything, Andie. - Get up.

Use less gas, no traffic jam,

Oh, Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.

- Meet everybody. - Okay.

well, not even pretending to date, she's actually dating the guy.

I'll sort of do it. It's...

Isadora! Mon dieu! Security!

Whatever it takes. Yeah.

Oh, it's just a little frosting.

- I called that one. - Stop!

- My turn? - Yes, ma'am.

You know what? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

Blonde hair, pretty smile.

If you don't shut up, my boyfriend over here

Well, all you gotta do is rock it for five more days.

- You still wanna bullshit me? - God, you must be so proud.

- Ben, Ben. - Hey, hello, gentlemen.

And I can't eat in front of him.

This is all right. We got 20 seconds. A 20-second T.

- And that's how it's done. - And that's how it's done.

and it would be so great if you could just, you know,

- Yeah. - Okay.

Haven't you had enough?

You are never going to pull this off.

who's filling in for stella lazora? lisa king.

Sounds like you've been peeking through my bag, Ben.

It's gonna be a happy little family, just the three of us.

Benny-Wenny's told me so much about you two.

An amazing woman.

Listen, can you forgive me, sugar puss? Look, I don't know what I was thinking.

Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.

who's filling in for tobi neumann? georgina leonidas.

That was hurtful

"Sheryl, Tori , Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly..." more like Oxycotin, ibuprophin, sedative, Morphine...gang's all here!

Well Congratulations little plaid family!

- No! Man, don't let him have that shot! - Does that mean no, you don't want ice,

You wanna go to the game?

What? That my Knickerbockers are now in the championship series

You look pretty good, too, Sparky.

Frost yourselves

I was just lying there and trying to sleep.

and he has prepared a little musical snack

- Do you have plans tonight? - Tonight?

It’s a big problem Ben!

Why don't I call Tony, and he can come fill in for me, right?

Look, please, just give me the necklace.

So, it's like a dog, right?

- Oh, yeah. - Well, that smell is gone now.

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Realtors brand yourselves

When it’s peel season

Marvelous. I've got a feeling about this one.

- Thanks, honey. - Yeah.

Drama, drama, drama.

- Rage-aholic. - I'm not a rage-aholic.

Little Andie's on my shoulders and Benjamin Jr. on yours.

Tomorrow. Yeah, great. Okay, Glenda. Love you, too. Bye.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

who's filling in for billie jenkins? billie eillish.

I do, and I'll let you check the baby, see if he needs changing.

and over here we have contestant number 7... kerry cowier vomit cowker cocacolatchier arrah umbrella cake on cake caker cover cowie pie cake!

Somebody you could test your theories on?

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Knicks call a 20-second timeout.

- He goes, Woof, woof. - Yeah, thank you, buds.

If you'll excuse me, Lana,

it's not lefargy it's.... righthargy!

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I love you honey but I don't have to like you right now

- Hold 'em up! - Charge!

ten days is a marathon? ten days is a marathon?

to be Andie Anderson, how-to girl,

We're gonna get you cleaned up. So go out back. Have a good time.

- Three up. Three up. - I went a buck. You follow?

Spike. You know what I mean?

Flip the switch.

I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate.

Latrell Sprewell with the game-winning shot.

He owes you an apology.

Why, were all his other girlfriends Bullshit losers?

Our family album.

If I had a nickel for every time I got in a fistfight during a chick flick...

You'll write the article.

The point is, she's already on the ropes, guys.

- Go for it. - Manners never hurt anybody.

I call bullshit!

Ben it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write.

And now I want to introduce a true musical legend, who will perform

- Can I get you a cold beer? - Sure.

who's filling in for christine pitzalis? gearldine braydens.

- Princess Sophia? - Little, big. Little, big.

What the hell's a love fern?

And that dress! Andie! Now, does that come in my size?

I Love You, Benky, But I Don't Have To Like You Right Now.

All right, meet me at the 7th Avenue entrance.

which is also pretty scary, but, you know, upbeat.