Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A woman loves a man who can cook. Yeah?

Now, it's a little scary, but mostly upbeat.

Dave, Ang, Benny, La, Kirsti and Scottie The Gangs All Here

- And Joey, here... - You're so handsome!

all right, she up and decides she's gonna nickname my...

Arlene y wendy Todos los días en cda

Now I’m going to go back inside and finish watching Sleepless in Seattle. Nobody screw with me

We dont have children!

Are you calling me your girlfriend

Can you work with me, Marvin? Yeah?

Awesome. That's great. Thank you. You look beautiful.

It's the guy by the door. But don't look! No, guys!

Towels are right there.

...cut it to ten.

All right, there are many dark and dangerous things in there

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right.

Andie! Andie Anderson.

I'm feeling luckier than you

She's doing the most atrocious things to him.

Benny boo booooo

Look at this look.

Shut up, Krull.

Hey, can you hold still? Right there. Hold still.

You come to that party with a girl that's really in love with you, Ben,

So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?

Can I see you tomorrow?

You know, for 25 cents more, you could get a jumbo.

- Got you! - Okay!

Shoes, laser therapy, dressing for your body type.

Carefully. Carefully.

Answer your phone!

You look so cute. Let me ask you a question.

Women of New York, frost yourselves!

WE DON’T HAVE HORSESSSS

ALL RIGHT,THEY SAY A DIAMOND IS FOREVER

we don't have children

PLEASE CRITIQUE THIS RADIO COMMERCIAL FOR ME

It’s meeeeee!

- It's like a week. - It...

and if somebody flushes the toilet in Bayonne,

The getting taken care of after the punch, it was nice.

Okay, get dressed. Get dressed. Staff meeting, 15 minutes. Let's go.

- Hi. Pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.

- This is Andie. - You gotta watch him.

- Bart, what's new in the shoe... - Wait, wait, Lana. I'm sorry.

I tell you, it's good to talk to you, though, man. It really is.

Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?

I have a masters in journalism from Columbia.

I will call and schedule an emergency session.

Now I’m going to go back inside and finish watching Sleepless in Seattle Nobody screw with me

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- It's line two, Mr. Barry. - Thank you.

- I want you to meet Ben's father. - Well, hello!

All's fair in love and war.

This is the only thing that keep playing in my head watching Manning play OSU

Well, do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?

- He was married. - No, not him.

So, are you as nice as you seem, Ben?

OR I'M GOING TO COME BACK THERE AND PUMMEL YOUR ASS!

I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head-over-heels, his-and-her towels,

- No, no, after Spike. - Butch.

I wasn't expecting you.

FINALIST, MOST INANE OPENING LINE OF A RADIO COMMERCIAL THIS MONTH

- Whoa! There he is. - Ben. Ben.

Oh, so perfectly pink!

what did gillian southam used to say? oh i will be grilled i dated women! and 22 grillerettes are up to your dagleishiticals!

Don't be so sure.

- Yes, he's waiting for you. Hold on. - Good morning.

Right. That's only nine days longer

You used me to get ahead in your work...

I miss you benny boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!

You can write anywhere.

- Yes, I did. - You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days.

I miss you Benny-Bo-Bo Bo-Bowman!!

- Yes, I am. - Four, received at 5:49.

That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.

- I have to go to the bathroom. - I don't think you're fat.

mom say snok snok mom say function

You're doing the right thing.

He's got more ice than Liberace, don't you?

I'm doing my best. What do we got?

- Can I use your restroom? - Yeah, you can.

Hey, all right. Look here, Sparky.

Don't forget, staff meeting in 30 minutes.

sending the message that the woman needs the man to buy her the rock.

Oh, oh. Up here.

it wouldn't hurt you to do a little reading.

Happy Birthday Benny Boo boo boo boo boo!

maintained by supply, demand and advertising.

who's filling in for florence? lel.

Carlie, Kelly, Amy, Kamala - gang’s all here!

We are, aren't we?

You're not gonna burn his apartment down or bite him or anything, are you?

- You know, Ben. - That's 2 bucks.

- Come here. - Oh, Andie.

...suffers from being a stinky rose.

- Look him straight in the eye... - Yeah, and just...

Carlie, Kelly, Amy, Kamala - gang’s all here!

That's why I didn't go for the gold immediately.

Things are going great for, like, a week-and-a-half

- Thanks. - You're beautiful,

- Call. - All right, guys, read them and weep.

you can make the pitch to the DeLauers.

Wait, wait, wait. Here, take some samples.

Hey Trader Joes Sparkling Wine Lovers

- ... and we are thrilled! - Lowest!

She's named his...

Minnesota fans, go Frost yourselves!

She's actually going to start dating a guy

We say, A diamond is for everyone.

- Excuse me, ma'am. - Holy crap!

Anthony thinking he can charm Kate into giving her blessing so he can marry Edwina

- Have you looked inside? - No.

Congratulations you little plaid family

I can write about anything I want.

what did sherralee mcmahon used to say? no matter what circumstances you have i still recommened it.

This means he found the Knicks tickets.

- How you doing? - Just a little indigestion.

I mean, if you could tell him that you really, truly love Ben, you know,

Leland, you should be focusing on this group right now.

then you can write about whatever you want.

Like you were walking onto a yacht

who's filling in for susan lorr? carmen corr.

Sad but surprisingly upbeat

No, I thought you meant Krull. I just wanted...