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I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint
DeLauer Diamonds is looking for a new ad agency.
LADIES, FROST YOURSELF.
And this is our first child, Benny Jr.
That is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.
Keep it down.
What's wrong?
- Okay, but... - Look, Andie. Okay.
“You’re so self-aware” Thanks- it’s ruining my life
and Tone the Bone, here, owes me 20 bucks?
- I like this girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nine up... - Blow.
Come on, baby, drive in the net!
Michelle, what have you got?
Guys, a woman's purse, all right, it's her secret source of power.
Nos lo habéis pedido mucho
Would you please give her a warm round of applause! Thank you!
Read it.
- A female Andie. - I-E.
Bullshit?
You bet I am.
Oh, man.
How to kill Stephanie in ten seconds.....
Bullshit!
- Thank you so much. - You're so very welcome.
I don't really know how to play.
- Make it quick. - I will.
Andie is kicking Ben's ass in Bullshit.
Oh, well, Benny-Wenny said wonderful things about you, too.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Well, her south pole's definitely prevailing.
Nine and a seven! Go for the straight!
Benny, I'm thirsty.
I miss you, Benny Boo-Boo Boo-Boo-Boo
Yes, ma'am, I can.
He's so vain
the fastest-growing women's magazine in the country.
- Oh, Tony! - What?
Ladies at The 9 Frost Yourselves
Blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.
I wanna write about things that matter, like politics
Yeah.
Did you hear that tone?
- Please show me. - We don't have children!
The trick is to get rid of all the cards in your hand, all right?
Oh, no, no.
- Look at that. - Bennykins, I'm home.
More horseshit.
Get up. I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.
Okay.
We don't have children.
Sweetie, I wouldn't have gone either.
Tell him to enjoy his short-lived, ill-gotten victory.
- Thank you for this opportunity, Lana. - Okay.
Bullshit.
Use your imagination. The sky is the limit.
- What about you? - What about me?
Friday meeting fellowship report
Ladies, Frost Yourself with Lash Boost
Yeah. Well, he thinks our children will be very attractive.
Warren wants to move on it aggressively.
Until then, you can write about whatever I want.
- Poker night. Boys' night out. - Mike used to have a boys' night.
Meaning, if I represent them, I basically represent the entire industry.
what does wine taste like when you drink it? pornography.
Well, go ahead, 'cause I'm not going.
Casting spells like Ooooh! Smart guy’s a rhymer!!
He farts like a howitzer, but he's family, so what are you gonna do?
which you don't.
- Okay, so that's gonna... - Michelle.
Well, it's all about reading people.
Little soap and water will take that off.
but these girls sell luxury better than anyone else in the business.
Before we get started, how are you planning on paying for the session?
Time out!
No, no.
Now, all she has to do is run along and find the lucky guy.
Yeah, you can answer some questions for me, actually.
will not weary you in the wrong way, Mrs. DeLauer.
which is like a lot of our readers.
Good. We're good.
Arlene y wendy Todos los días en cda
All right. Check that out.
- It's a baby fern. - Really?
Greg wore diapers
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Time Warner Cable Flops with Stale Cliches
- or no, you want ice? - No. No, no ice. Coke, no ice.
I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
or Krull, the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.
- Oh, absolutely. - No, no. Guys, stop.
"Well, Congratulations Little plaid family "
Our love fern!
I'm going to the game with somebody else.
Keep 'um' peeled Charmed
- Of course! - What?
- I'm the bait, Michelle. - Oh.
Game two. Welcome to the front row, madame.
Yes?
Mornings at work...
- How you doing, Unc? - Not bad.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Fur Mihaela
You're gonna do great.
- Yeah? - I did something kind of wacky.
- We could... - I remember where you live.
Hi.
Oh, no, no, no! Man, come on!
You're hurting Krull's feelings.
Not anymore.
It's like, when I talked to his mother, he freaked out.
who's filling in for cheryl? naomi.
Hey, lady, what do you wanna do?
Well, we're gonna teach you. It's very simple.
Oh, sweetie.
Defense!
Hey, buddy. Game three tonight. Blondie's. Don't be late. I will kill you.
- Huh? - Yeah.
THE SHOP IS OPEN!
Yeah, you know what? Big deal.
It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
- He can't help it. - So does this mean he's hooked?
All right, guys. Let's try to get through one hand.
Anyway, I know why he dumped me.