Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

Why are you giving thanx to your man for how he’s handling your raggedy ass communication Bc his attitude is nonetheless BUT????

Intestinal complications.

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a Knicks game?

I got a really embarrassing display of white lilies

salacious gossip, that's Composure.

Hell, we can go to Staten Island, spend the weekend with them, Andie.

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

It's just that when your mama hugged me today,

than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

What's wrong with that?

Needlessly viscous

It's because I'm not your Girl Scout leader, I'm your boss.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I got a Knicks game on.

Like alcoholic beverages and athletic gear.

Why do they always forget my bacon?

I understand you've been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one.

Make a woman fall in love with diamonds, Benjamin, or with you?

No, no, no. This one.

Well, where are you going?

Only for a few seconds.

- Hey, darling, I'm glad to see you. - Hey, sweetie, how you doing?

Oh, you're soft, man!

Use your imagination. The sky is the limit.

You are the first girl he's ever brought home.

How the hell did you know he was gonna miss that shot?

Put a muzzle on your old lady the next time you bring her out in public!

What do you think about couples therapy?

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Copy, Announcer, Music Should Get Out of the Way of the Story

Haven't you had enough

Smile. Now, come on, give me a smile.

- Got a game of Bullshit going here? - You want to join us?

Is This CBS Radio Commercial Legal?

Reaches up, she brings it down.

Druker, Chiofaro, Faber, Davis, Greaney, Samuels, Bosworth, Manfredi THE GANG'S ALL HERE

Whoa! Okay, well, he's a pisser.

Therapy! Couples therapy!

What game are we playing?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

As you make sure you got a real cool...

- Pay him. - Man, well, you were right.

Would you be kind enough to order me a whiskey sour?

Congratulations, little plaid family.

Now that is a positive idea, Ben.

Ladies, Frost Yourselves

- How about glitter? - Thayer's favorite movie.

You can't feel bad about that, Ben. No man does.

Is she on something?

- Hi. - Hello, there.

Unless, of course, she left it behind intentionally

Can't hear and can't see.

It’s a little scary, but surprisingly Upbeat!

- Fine. - Fine!

- First card up is a nine. - Thanks.

- This is Tony and this is Thayer. - Oh, yes.

Like you were walking onto a yacht

I want you to respect me.

Did you guys? I didn't hear what she said.

- Watch out! Hey, hey, hey! - No, no, no, no!

God, I hope so.

- For? - Look at Michelle.

I'm gonna go to the bar and get us a couple drinks.

I mean, this is DEFCON 5,

I can't believe I left it there.

You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there.

Here's Sprewell with the fake. Gets the step on Christie.

- Cute. - Thank you.

Please, I'm so thirsty.

Know what? This didn't happen. You know why? This was my tip.

You wanna talk like that to me, we can work it out,

How I feel when I see people not living up to their memes Bullshit

A spin by Jackson.

Oh, wait. There's more.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I'm gonna share it with you.

Three, received at 5:48.

Don't you break his heart, now.

I don't think she's fat.

I meant every word.

- Damn! - I have a three and an ace.

I'd do some things differently, you know.

Take the lady's luggage back to her place.

- Oh, I will! - Go.

NO the NBA FINALS are in town!

and tell him everything you had to eat that day.

Just a little frosting

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Cost Plus World Market = Advertising Minus

You happen to know the score of the Knicks game?

Talk about demotivation! WHAM!!

you must predict the prophecy! you must! otherwise henry hudd and i will unleash our evil plans and julie apperley can't get you another one until 9999 and if you muck it up i won't predict another one.

- I don't have a problem. - Yes, you do.

We don’t have children

Wow, that's a lot of sports analogy.

- Five, received at 5:52. - It's me.

WHAT IS SAID WHEN ITS FEELS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS - AND THEY KEEP GETTING ON YOUR LAST NERVE!!!

keep it up or dave'll

will you feel fine after you've done 78 rat tests and you'been sick for 55 days and got a varient of disteria would you need a blood tranfusion? well in 2024 we're also gonna test this but i'd say yes because the very strong varient requires chemotherapy so yes i'd say yes.

The value is entirely sentimental,

Why sparky loves Matthew

Andie. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Or if they changed thier PO Box and thier mail got shipped to somewhere else like Morocco Or if the grandparents got a house in Persia and the mail was in Cadallic Boston then the postcode would be the area code.

Well, you must need it back, what with all the cash, credit cards

- It's heavy. - Turn it on. Good.

I'm talking about the evil Andie now.

Oh, they don't look so simpleminded.

- Hi. - Andie, my sweetie.

It was the best week of my life.

hey listen sparky I have a masters in journalism from columbia

- You left the tickets in the purse? - Yeah.

Hey, you never told me that you wore diapers till you were five.

That's to you. What do you got to say about that?

...there's a minute, nine left in the game,

We got dinner in about five and tipoff in about eight.