Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Damn skippy, you're not.

This is the most magnificent discarded living room set...

I ended up staying for a couple hours.

Hey, did you put, like,

No, it's Morgan Freeman.

That's one big, fat sack of... no!

No, way, no, he doesn't like Katrina.

It's called a spinal block,

Nah. I mean, I'm already pregnant,

♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪

She's assaulting me.

Have you found a place to stay yet?

Right. Go learn something.

looking forward to being a dad?

I always think you're cute.

Can't we just, like, kick this old school?

♪ And he comes back home at 5:30 ♪

Our first family photo right in the middle.

too many things!

That's just her face.

how to feel about the situation

Hey, don't forget your bag.

'Cause my barf reflex is really heightened these days.

♪ Yeah, I'm going to treat you right ♪

I'm Vanessa. You must be Juno.

That it feels a little like bad timing.

watch out when i do waterskiing because i could bump into a pole and smack my face! smack ow! that hurt! see i warned ya.

It's... it's, like, totally legit.

Tony Little "Gazelles" off the TV.

That's great. That's marvelous.

Right up there.

It seemed plausible.

What a trip, huh?

I mean, maybe LB did it.

I... I just like being

♪ So I'm no more sad and ache ♪

If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain,

Can you just hold on for a second?

I still... I have your virginity.

his mouth tasted really tangy and delicious.

This looks like a bill from Jun...

My girlfriends tell me

♪ I wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it... ♪

No, it's not a hotel, it's a loft.

Anyway, dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant,

But I don't want to be too particular.

What do you play?

♪ You know Matt Rouse and Jest are watching me ♪

could do that, and let me tell you,

Whoa. So... so when was that? Was that, like...?

I think we should be cool, you know?

That's gruesome. Do you think the baby could all like

All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell!

- ♪ It sounds so sweet and clear... ♪ - Yeah. Yeah, I like this.

I was thinking I could, like, have this baby

Well, there you have it.

we still have a lot of stuff to go over and do.

I don't want photos or any kind of notification.

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like, four different times.

And you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out."

God, that little pink plus sign is so unholy.

But he figured it out anyway.

♪ The cat wished that it was a bee ♪

I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life...

♪ To the sea... ♪

♪ To San Francisco double Dutch disco ♪

that I was searching for on the first take.

who is the father, Juno?

Are you having boy trouble?

♪ On the sleeve of how it used to be ♪

♪ And I never met a Toby that I didn't like... ♪

♪ I have lost my mouth again ♪

♪ And I gave so much love to this love ♪

- That's good. - Keep pushing.

Yeah, yeah, I...

♪ 'Cause I don't have my fangs ♪

Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort?

♪ Do it for the living and do it for the dead ♪

Exactly. Right?

Um, Juno, do you want to plug in the Bunsen burner?

Who is the kid?

Oh, I... I know.

♪ A fish that has a secret wish ♪

like my friend, Leah, who's been with the same guy,

God, that's cool.

and that's why he got that look on his face.

Keep pushing! Keep pushing!

Isn't that great?

Isn't that what you girls call it... skanky?

♪ But my guitar is out of tune ♪

and I was gonna go meet with them next weekend.

Yeah, 'cause Bleek trusts me, you know.

The baby's great.

What about Katrina De Voort?

No, it... it was not a big deal.

Well, share the love, sweetie.

Just with this light.

When you're used to listening

♪ I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison ♪

You have decent taste in slasher movies.

I can't feel anything.

Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.

I should be really cheesed off.

Yeah, what... You-you just take Soupy Sales to prom.

♪ Yeah, yeah, I am a vampire ♪

just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level

Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know,

but if you go upstairs

Oh, shit! Uh, excuse me!

A man becomes a father when he sees his baby."

♪ Don't play with me ♪

You need prenatal vitamins.

she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.

I'm staying pregnant, Leah.

You're getting huge.

because there was a lot of stuff on TV,

the one I got up in Stillwater?

one night we opened up for the Melvins,

I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.

And-and... what, 30, er, odd weeks,

Oh, it kind of does.

Just wondering if it's...

other than... I mean, it has fingernails,

Third test today, mama bear.

You should be very proud to be in the same condition.

That's appealing to you?

over to your house.

I have no choice.

♪ You're always trying to keep it real ♪

Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Hey, June bug, you know, when this is all over

It's probably tougher than you can understand right now.

♪ I'll tell you that I love you ♪

like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa.

That I, like, deactivate someday?

Don't concentrate so hard.

I'll have a Makers Mark, please Up

Neither did I really.