Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He was totally cool with it.

I think kids get bored and they have intercourse.

♪ Knowing that you got to go to school ♪

- Thank you. - All right. You take care.

that, like, elastic band, you know,

Got it all planned.

he likes old horror movies

that the first couple of months are the hardest.

Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?

i bought another sonic youth album

I flagged the daddy chapters. They're...

the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.

Hey, do you want me to call for you?

instead of cheat at your brother's college

we're just, like, ready to rock.

This song is older than I am, if you can believe it.

A couple hours?!

That's got nothing to do with it.

Hey, could we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?!

- What?! - Punk, volume number one!

♪ But you... ♪

And there's the feet.

Honey, had you considered

♪ My war paint is Sharpie ink ♪

♪ We're just dancing, we're just hugging ♪

Get a whiff of those sparklin' top notes.

It's, like, critically important.

Would you like one?

You know how I feel about her.

♪ And you're so smart ♪

Yeah, well, thanks.

♪ Do you want to work in Debenham's? ♪

Would you look at that?

that two people can stay happy together forever.

It's just noise.

That's my stepmom, Bren.

and I got to go pronto.

My mom uses colorsafe bleach.

one more Bac-O on that potato,

Juno? What's going on?

like a total dork.

I mean, the sex,

♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do ♪

just 'cause they help out women now.

All right, people,

Have you ever felt like you were just born to do something?

- Hopefully, we'll hear from you soon. - Thank you.

but now she looks like a hobbit.

No, I'm ... I'm off sex right now!

Yeah, we don't have a dog

Fall out! Fall out!

Phuket, Thailand.

I've been thinking.

We definitely want it to have some junk. Please.

to Dad and Bren and they said they wouldn't narc you out to your folks, so...

took me yesterday to the doctor, and they said I was 12 weeks.

It's just some stuff I picked up for the baby.

Dude, I think it's best to just tell them.

♪ So I'm sad and I feel lonely ♪

It smelled like a dentist's office in there.

And also, um...

Wait, wait, let me get your bag.

and he plays the guitar.

It's called "nesting."

a legitimate lawyer

Dances are for nerds and squares.

And it has fingernails!

I'll just, like, ruin everything.

♪ I am a vampire ♪

with water stains.

You know, I'm underground.

But I'm going to stop wearing underpants.

All I see is pork swords.

a tough, tough thing to do.

And this, of course, is Juno.

Like the city in Alaska.

Not to interrupt the jam session, but...

♪ I took the Polaroid down in my room ♪

We actually hung out this afternoon.

I mean, I-I'm in high school.

♪ And I'm in love with how you feel ♪

Um, okay, this one is actually kind of slow,

Yeah, sure you have... your dear old D-A-D.

There's just some things that I still want to do.

♪ The monkey on your back is the latest trend ♪

or just try it on a different wall...

♪ And I sing with my best friend the king ♪

I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.

- Hi. Wow. - Hi.

don't listen to him.

Dad, I think I'm just gonna like... shove out for a sec,

And I doubt that she gave you the stink eye.

But it's breakfast for supper.

This is Gerta Rauss, our, um, attorney.

This is Sonic Youth doing "Superstar" by the Carpenters.

♪ I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train ♪

- No, Dad, it's not... - I mean, that's pretty skanky.

♪ I am a vampire, I am a vampire ♪

I put my hands down here.

You mean, as friends?

That suits you.

♪ I wanna tell you ♪

♪ Gets the same train every time ♪

Hold on. What's the matter?

We’ve put the band back together

♪ If you were a seed, well, I'd be a pod ♪

We've taken all the classes.

♪ We won't stop until somebody calls the cops ♪

He's the ultimate master of horror.

Here's to dovetailing interests.

And you're gonna have to, like... tell people

Yeah, I came as soon