Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And... if you can't, if you can't decide ♪

'Cause I called for Becky last year.

♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do ♪

♪ I am a vampire, vampire, I am a vampire ♪

like this ever since I got back

because you're allergic to their saliva.

Yo, yo, yo-giddy, yo.

How about this one?

I see them all the time in the PennySaver.

♪ A little bowl of brunch? ♪

The doctor said you're not dilated enough.

Or, like, stage parents?

Uh, I'm more concerned about when they have to put

Dude, I'm-I'm just.......I'm I'll equipped! Can't do it!

Your name, please?

Where you been?

♪ In anyone else ♪

Well, you were in love when you married her.

Whoa, Mark, is this the baby's room?

You're quite the sellout, Mark.

♪ Because your thoughts and words are powerful ♪

Damn Skippy, you're not!

No, I don't, I mean,

My dad used to be in the army,

Guy just doesn't look right to me.

And if you're in love once, you can be in love again

"Educated, successful couple seeking

Sure. The downstairs bathroom's being retiled,

All right. Bye-bye.

a couple CDs of this weird music.

Well there’s nothing like experimenting

Are you kidding?

But, you know, boys have endured way worse things for nookie.

with, like, a lamb kebab simultaneously.

I was born to be a mother.

- not from you and not from any man. - You've been acting

are going to go to Benihana and then go to the prom

Just a little hormonal.

♪ And he's, oh, so fine ♪

but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife.

♪ So I get one and I slept ♪

Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.

I didn't think he had it in him.

Keep it in the oven.

it's really complicated, okay?

Can't wait to see what you've got to teach me.

and shoot them out at sporting events.

I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity.

Hey, I'm here for the big show.

at least while my kid's in there.

Is Vanessa here?

I'm gonna punch that jolee kid in the weiner

And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state.

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N

I have Pellegrino or vitamin water or...

Ooh. Do you hear that?

handsome, what have you.

- that is completely... - Vanessa.

and we're going to doughnut that flick

Is he also bald and amorphous?

I don't want them to be shitty and broken

I didn't notice it at all, actually.

No, I'll handle this.

♪ The tree said, "I wish I could be a different kind of tree" ♪

What to Expect says that readying the baby's room

I mean, what would the Melvins say?

that you were going to, uh, do Bleeker?

No. I mean, for real.

How sure would you say you are?

Here you go, sir.

Raise my sperm count.

Most Fruitful Yuki.

Is this... Am I...

next to the exotic birds.

Garbage dump of a situation

I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucks!

♪ 'Cause I like to be gone most of the time ♪

Where the hell have you been, June bug?

♪ But you... ♪

It doesn't work that way, kiddo.

Like for real, for real?!

You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.

I've been thinking...

I want to be a mommy so badly.

His name is Mark and, um...

You are something else.

♪ Get more snatch by the baa-atch ♪

in the front of my jeans.

♪ Carry the news ♪

Where is everybody?

I've taken, like, three pregnancy tests,

That was kind of the emotion

"When will you guys learn that tots can't ice skate?"

Please put your hands where I can see them

Ever since then, it's been, like, a ticking clock.

want to get borned.

the preliminary documents that you've drawn up.

Should everyone just have a mysterious name like Juno?

Well, you should read the book.

and always smells like methyl methacrylate.

♪ Don't you remember you told me you love me, baby... ♪

Like, it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.

and I thought that it was going to take months, if at all,

Vanessa and I aren't in love anymore.

Did you hear it's yours?

'Cause my stepmom... she was pregnant with my little sister

Stop shooting at my home.

Stop surfing porn & get to work

Mac, you know that nice urn by the front door,

Whoa dream big!

What?! Honest to blog?

♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪

Juno. Wow! I didn't expect to see you here.

Well, there's nothing like experimenting

♪ You drop the tray and go berserk... ♪

And you know, Paulie is actually great

'Cause I knew this girl,

Or is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing?