Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And the rumor is you never go with boys and you are tight... ♪

We're gonna have a baby! Yeah! Here we go!

Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks.

to prove your point.

♪ Between a little breakfast and lunch ♪

It's... it's Paulie Bleeker.

but after Franklin, not Ted.

Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid

just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level

Wow. She's got you on a long leash there, Mark.

They have ads for parents?

♪ You're so nice and you're so smart ♪

I'll have a little trip down Mexico way.

'Cause you know you need a note from your parents

Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.

He's just being a guy.

♪ Elope with me, Miss Private ♪

♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪

♪ The flower said, "I wish I was a tree" ♪

Well, no, I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised,

turn out to be, like, evil molesters?

♪ Mm-mm... ♪

I never said I'd be a good father.

This is even better than Suspiria.

she had this, like, crazy freak-out

Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation

But then you're gonna get, like, huge.

before it gets worse.

Back for another test?

that cry at this.

And, uh, I don't have the best track record in the world,

we, uh, we watched The Wizard of Gore

Juno, I'm coming with you to meet this... adoption couple.

Mr. MacGuff, hi.

He's just got cold feet.

Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat?

I've wanted this for a really long time.

How many months has it been now?

They could be utterly negligent.

Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go.

Wicked tiger. He looks proud.

Wow, can you narrow that down for me?

with Roman and Greek mythology.

- Why? - Well, I don't know,

Didn't. It's a three-way tie between

Thanks for making the call, I guess.

♪ Here is the church and here is the steeple ♪

♪ We won't stop until somebody calls the cops ♪

♪ But you... ♪

I didn't do anything.

She smells like soup

What should we do... about...?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You're mad. Why are you mad?

♪ And he goes to work at 9:00 ♪

You don't stare at my stomach all the time.

♪ ...How much... ♪

we could always get back together, too.

I need you to fill these out for me, honeycomb

or 90% sure or...?

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I think pregnancy's beautiful.

- Yeah. - That's cool. My ax is named Roosevelt,

That's... that's kind of messed up.

♪ If you were a river and the mountains tall ♪

♪ And you like to be home most of the time ♪

I’m just like losing my faith with humanity.

♪ Titanium Power-r-r-r ♪

No, I heard you.

She's totally going to, like, steal that little kid for her collection.

I think he was always hers.

Well, aren't you the cool guy.

"Ugh, I Hate It When Adults Use The Term "Sexually Active."

Hey look It's us

What is it with you rich people

♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪

'cause they all super lame.

that look like grape suckers.

Well, I... I stole a squirt of your wife's perfume.

♪ I knew you were my pet ♪

♪ But you... ♪

and you don't even have to try.

So find your partners and break into groups of four.

Just look these over.

♪ Throughout the school for being strange ♪

Well, you know, they're your fave,

June bug has a wonderful sense of humor,

No, seriously, if I could just have the thing,

But you're old.

looking forward to being a dad?

♪ I'm sticking with you ♪

Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment.

Yeah. You want to come on in?

♪ Here is the church and here is the steeple ♪

You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies

Yeah, it's just, like, really awkward to talk on.

Is this a pregnant superhero?

So, did you... did you write that paper

Actually, she's working late tonight.

I never realize how much I like being home

First things first.

I just... I need to know that it's possible

♪ And more worth fighting for ♪

I might go to Bren's dumb Unitarian Church.

'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met,

Your mom must be pretty stoked that you're not taking me.

All babies want to get borned.

and-and the Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz.

- Right? - That's great.

♪ For some silly reason ♪

and learn a real trade?

and shove a baby out of your vag for someone else.

Oh, you think you're so special

But I kind of want it to be a surprise.