Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're pregnant?
No, this is not a food baby, all right?
have the thing, squeeze it on out and hand it over?
♪ I have lost my mouth again ♪
I've ever seen.
- Please, Juno. Please! - No. Definitely no. There's no sex.
They just won't admit it because they're supposed to be
who is the father, Juno?
Is that normal?
as she can before the...
Sweet. Yeah, uh,
I- I'm not hungry, oddly.
What did you do?
Is Vanessa, like, mad at you because of me or something?
I’m going to say I’m about 104% sure
Mmm! Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm.
Like the baby's going to come storming in here
the baby starts kicking super hard.
- Don't do that. - What?
How do I look?
You think you're really going to do this, then?
We went through a situation before
We would really appreciate if you would just, you know,
"infant to join our family of five.
We don’t even have a dog
No, you can't have any.
Uh, how about this?
Sorry. I didn't expect to see you up here.
- You, too. - Please drive carefully.
really seem to be getting, uh, pregnant-er these days.
Huh. Oh, God.
Oh, go fly a kite!
that's born without junk.
She's denying me fresh-baked goodness.
in this real tight band when I lived in Chicago, and this
I got 'em! You got Liberty Bell?!
♪ At the thought I was foolish and proud ♪
Ugh...
Hey, look at that.
Grow up.
♪ You're a part-time lover ♪
Yeah. What is your job title exactly?
the prep questions for this lab last night.
♪ We sure are cute for two ugly people... ♪
Paulie Bleeker?
♪ Singing, screaming, kissing, tugging ♪
You're so young.
♪ Achieve my dreams ♪
Oh, Liberty Bell. Oh, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie!
Just because it's your birthday...
No shit?
- It's my pleasure. - I'm going to the infirmary.
Tell me about it. I used to play
♪ It just makes me sad whenever I see it ♪
As soon as you you're old enough to go, it's so not cool anymore.
Oh, right.
precious in comparison.
'cause you get to play picture pages up there?
My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech
Dude, I'm-I'm just... I'm ill-equipped.
as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis.
Need'
Scared shitless.
until we get the baby and then we can just add
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
True. I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, aren't I?
All right, we have to get you healthy.
Isn't that right, Bleek?
I heard that was you.
Your Full Name Please? Charles Scott Christopher Brian Jr, age 15
♪ Where are you? ♪
It's not moving for me.
Some of us are.
"Hey, Vanessa, will you be my mom?"
All...
Out of the way! Out of the way!
acting like a total a-hole.
I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud
♪ And I'll show you how much my shit stinks ♪
It was crazy actually.
by a couple of baby-starved wing nuts.
from visiting my brother in Mankato.
You know it wasn't his idea.
So, Juno, how was your little maneuver last night?
Are you going to build a crib out of sticks and spit?
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Can you see it?
Because at least you don't have to have
Yeah, cold feet.
I had to get on my Hazmat suit just to get into the thing.
and, you know, we should let it get a...
"What isn't set?"
really weird CD that you made me.
You know, pretty solid.
Oh my god! Phuket, Thailand
You should feel happy, homes.
♪ It's not as if I don't like you ♪
All right, go!
It does?
Maybe They’ll Like Totally Shit from Eating a Bag of What the Fukks
and I'm sorry I was such a huge bitch to you.
Juno MacGuff called while you were out running today.
but it's Mott The Hoople, so it's still totally rad...
I'm never going to be a mother.
So, Juno, first off, how far along are you?
I'm thinking if this is the right thing.
Chris, you's a DICK!
Well, it's not easy, that's for sure.
♪ Don't look at me ♪
or ultrasounds or anything of that nature,
I think I'm in love with you.
Th-this, this... this is how we did it in '88.
Hey, big puffy version of June bug.
What... what did you say your favorite band was?
"Hey, Vanessa, will you be my mom?"
You weren't there.
♪ In anyone else ♪
Yum! This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut.
♪ You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart ♪
Like, what if these adoptive parents
have found true love with each other." Aw.
So guess what?
No. No, no. The act was premeditated.
I can think of so many cooler things to do that night.
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. He did it with you.
what does that mean?
- What is the matter? - Wh... di... I...
I mean, once Tino gets the new drumhead,
Good mood, bad mood...
Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God