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I just drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound.
♪ How much... ♪
- What?! - Getting a place in the city.
I... I should be royally ticked off at you, you know.
You should grow a mustache.
Thank you. Thank you.
those doughnut holes there.
What's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle?
You know, why are you over here?
wants to coach the soccer team
Good, Amanda, I'll be sure to do that.
You know, from the guy with the ponytail?
And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, coyote ugly.
Oh, I couldn't copy your work.
♪ Come with me ♪
I'm really good at defusing mom-type rage.
They make his junk
Excuse me.
My mom is inside.
Hey, man.
I don't really know what kind of girl I am.
Dude! You got to keep your voice down, okay?
everything else just sounds kind of like...
- Don't... - But it's fun!
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
♪ But my 4th quarter pipe dreams are seeming more ♪
Silencio, old man!
Except for maybe mercy.
No.
Thanks, Dad.
You still going to think I'm cute when I'm huge?
I heard he asked her.
Just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
I just... I want...
two people can stay together for good.
Is something wrong with the baby?
I was thinking more like... graphic designer, mid-30s,
get a little... get a little cuter.
Chick drummer, freaky dude not unlike the White Stripes.
Yeah, yeah, you mentioned it a couple times.
Um... I can't.
♪ My love ♪
I can't.
and then, two weeks later, she's on that couch.
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring,
And she was supposed to be, like, really beautiful, but really mean.
My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse.
Would you like to know the sex?
I don't know.
You don't know anything about me.
Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
No, I don't want to, you know, sell the thing.
They call me the cautionary whale.
- You do? - Yeah.
I can't believe what an idiot I am.
- Like our moms and teachers. - Yeah.
I mean, I miss like... just hanging out with you
♪ Carry the news ♪
Well, it's good seeing you, Su-Chin.
You should see how weird I look naked.
♪ I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend ♪
so I remain unconvinced.
You're thinking about adoption?
Does it feel like there's something between us?
Me starting HFD right
Just tell it to me straight, Bren.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Is it mahogany? - Yeah.
And your chest is gonna milktate.
Huh?
♪ It was the world to me ♪
♪ That's the day ♪
Ah...
Damn Dick
at this point.
He shouldn't toy with her emotions like that,
It's... Vanessa.
I mean, you know, I got stuff in boxes.
Listen, I talked
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus
Juno,
Like you're the one who has to get huge
from one lawn to the other or the one where I downed
Now, this is where I keep all my old comics,
Oh.
It'd be pretty easy
Oh.
and she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona
for some chromo-magnificence?
Mind you, that's just, like, a guesstimation.
I think it's too early to paint.
Yeah, downtown.
Ew, he's all beardy.
And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state.
I didn't notice it at all, actually.
Me, too!
Yep.
of you dating in your condition.
I think it's 'cause my heart starts pounding
♪ Anything that you might do ♪
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
Jolee
It's amazing that there's actually saps
for you, Juno, and in a couple years, when you move out,
I'll make a note of it.
You shouldn't be carrying...
or go to Cabo for spring break.
Have you considered that?
is trying to get me to take these condoms