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And her husband's so fat, that's immoral
Maybe there's a mechanic in this Tuscan village.
Yes. Ban and I used to go fly-fishing together.
Oh, God, am I sorry! (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
Stupid Italy. Wish you'd never been unified by Victor Emmanuel II.
Hey, don't blame me. I didn't write this crap.
(CONTINUES SINGING OPERA)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
We call it Napoli!
Nestr nester
But I can try to make it up to you.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
that you're a homicidal psychopath
My Phone is Linux Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhh!!!!
(ALL SCREAMING)
feel free to stare out the window. (LAUGHS)
(ALL GASPING)
(SIGHS)
This is my bride Francesca. And my son, Gino.
by exonerating a harlequin
This is no act! They're actually trying to kill us!
A KFC where they serve booze.
Well, I need someone to help me
Can I take my family? Sure.
Hide it well.
and my closer, and my saver, and my topper! (SOBS)
(CROWD GRUNTING)
(HUFFS) Of all the...
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Well, I experimented in college, as one does.