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Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.
That rhymes. So what have we on the docket today?
at which point, Dwight felt comfortable
I made a mistake.
Insolvent.
(NORMAL ACCENT) Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.
A murder, you say?
We didn't officially decide anything yet.
Oh, and it is 6:00.
Ow! God! Instep! Not again!
Well, you do, actually.
Well...
Let us have this stupid little game, all right?
I'm the butler. What, you were listening in on that?
What? What?
I Have Crossbows
I just got an e-mail from corporate,
You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.
False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me!
But if I can be candid with you here, Jim, it's not good.
So watch out Dave!!
Okay, I'm just gonna skip right past the what and go with why?
I mean, I have to play "Caleb Crawdad," handsome playboy.
And the article cuts off.
Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. My boudoir's always open.
Who's Michael I'm Caleb crawdad I do declare
hey everyone mike's gonna give us his take on the situation
I only slack off when things are good.
he means The Wall Street Journal online.
Is there anything new on YouTube? Michael...
'cause I got a warm body in the other room.
I should just go.
Right. Oh, that sounds awful.
Michael, can I...
Two.
one parent might want to just keep rowing.
Because, as we all know,
Me after getting banned on roblox for no reason for the 100th time
I ga weg Maar dat duurt nog even
so, it's time for the Nard-Dog
Operation got me through my vasectomy, i.e., "My Operation."