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-Woo-hoo! -[sighs] I've spent 25 years
♪ Come on, come on, come on, I like it, like it, come on. ♪
Wow, and it's not just a stub.
Dad, look what just came up on Wiccapedia.
He's suing us?
You'll have so much more time to spend
[Homer] Kids.
[squeaking]
who wants to hear the story of your life.
Show! It was always show!
I sold out my dad for avocado.
Springfield's golden-agers are lining up
Today I learned she's nothing but a painted tart,
-But I accept your deci-- -I'll do it! The old man's out!
in empty swimming pools.
♪ Na-na-na-na-na, come on ♪
Now, Grampa, we've got a PR guy just down the hall
Aw, that's all the thought leaders.
Dad, there's a new section on your Wiccapedia page.
for a few extra words in your obituary.
you rented a backhoe to this man
who's predicted every Super Bowl wrong.
Over nine and a half billion liters per day.
break their hips and have heart attacks.
Never!
He's been at the bottom of that hole for hours.
-Mind the ass print. -[groans]
Now, I hope you don't mind,
We win again!
"He was stabbed in the back by his son."