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Lisa Simpson? I love her Substack.
-David Letterman? -Nuh-uh.
Someday, Rick, someday.
-Oh, Homer. -Darling.
So there's another retiree who I'm teaming up with.
Shh!
Well, what do you think? I'm all for show.
-empty, never-swum-in pools. -[both] Hmm.
Can you get us our pools back?
Oh, another old person three-way?
Or just spooned right out of the skin.
Yeah... you're all right.
What if we try to take over some pickleball courts?
Whoa! [laughs]
for retired players whose bodies have been permanently destroyed
Oh, my sport is dead,
This is that backhoe-renting weirdo's house, Amy.
Talk to the tag.
[grunting]
The nearest the Simpsons ever came to a legacy
Since you've been playing Noodleball,
I spent all my after-school job money
That's irrelevant and prejudicial.
I don't know.
[crying]
[crowd gasps]
Legacy...
I can tell you, or I can show you.
oils, face masks, hair conditioners.
We got to do something.
Blake Griffin.
-It's a big one. -[groans]
none of this bad stuff would've happened.
Welcome to the first Noodleball
Pretty fantastic, huh?
It is pretty creamy.
on a skywriting promposal.
My wife keeps telling me to stop moving furniture around
Guess what.
Homer J. Simpson?
right at the entrance.
Simple, natural,
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